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[Buzz Killington]

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=140280294

Seemingly Drunk Swedish Moose Found Stuck In Tree

by The Associated Press
A seemingly intoxicated moose is discovered entangled in an apple tree by a stunned Swede in Goteborg, Sweden late Tuesday Sept. 6 2011. Per Johansson, 45, says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbor's garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples.
Associated Press

STOCKHOLM September 8, 2011, 10:39 am ET

Per Johansson says he heard a roar from his vacationing neighbor's garden in southwestern Sweden late Tuesday and went to have a look. There, he found a female moose kicking about in the tree. The animal was likely drunk from eating fermented apples.

With the help of police and rescue services, the 45-year-old Johansson later managed to set the moose free in part by sawing off tree branches.

But the animal appeared confused and wandered into Johansson's garden, where she was still resting Thursday.

Other neighbors in the Goteborg suburb Saro had seen the animal sneaking around the area for days. Johansson said the moose appeared to be sick, drunk or "half-stupid."

[Tiger Wench]

A moose once bit my sister.

[Vandy Vol]

[Saniflush]

A moose once bit my sister.

No realli!  She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies:  "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

[AUJarhead]

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[AU_Tiger_2000]

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

[Buzz Killington]

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles.  Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

[DnATL]

And you thought you could only get Moosehead in Canada............