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Battle for the Crown week 1 Results

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Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« on: September 07, 2011, 10:55:22 AM »
Week 1 is in the books.  Looks like TCU and Notre Dame screwed just about everybody.  Our week 1 leader is none other than Hogwally.  Our weekly horses ass award will be shared by nookie and barkndog with a measly 31 points.

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Hogwally  54
Pell City Tiger  53
BuzzKillington  51
AUTR  51
AUTiger1  50
AWK  49
AUJarhead  49
djsimp  49
Wench  49
AUChizad  48
MarkChand  48
wesfau2  48
Prowler  48
saniflush  48
yoda  46
Jumbo  45
Townhallsavoy  44
WarEagle  43
wreckingball  43
Snaggletiger  43
jr4AU  43
dnATL  42
ssgaufan  41
no huddle  40
AU_Tiger_2000  40
Token  39
Iwannaplay  38
Sweets  34
jmar  32
GH2001  32
nookie  31
barkndog  31
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Re: Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2011, 11:10:21 AM »
The horses ass award.  How about the "dumb ass picks of the week" award.

Oregon/LSU fucked me.  I bet 10 points on Oregon - let's face it, LSU had a lot of distractions, several suspensions including the starting quarterback, and Jarret Lee was starting.  Jarret Fucking Lee.  I was sure that Oregon would get a couple of Pick 6's out of that alone.  Instead, Jarret Lee plays a hell of a game with virtually no mistakes (unless you blame him for the errant center snap).  Fuck me.
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Re: Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2011, 11:32:14 AM »
Tied for 6th, woot.
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Re: Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2011, 11:34:07 AM »
Tied for 2nd....5th.....um, 8th....oh there I am.  Tied for 10th. 
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Re: Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2011, 11:39:17 AM »
Congrat to HogWally, Nookie that's my dogg.
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Re: Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2011, 11:53:56 AM »
Only five points out of first.  Got all you bitches right where I want you... well, other than THERE, but it will have to do...
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Re: Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2011, 01:22:56 PM »
Was mine so bad you dropped it?

Well hell. I went back and looked and my picks got dropped. I did them on my phone about the same time the board was getting updated. I wonder if there was an issue. Dammit. Now I will have to use this as my drop week.

DAMMIT. DAMMIT. DAMMIT. And I had all of the right picks too.

Actually I was about like everyone else. I did have UGA for 5 in the bonus.  I guess I'll have to make sure NOT to use my phone in the future.

« Last Edit: September 07, 2011, 01:46:30 PM by CCTAU »
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Re: Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2011, 01:26:54 PM »
Middle of the pack!  Wooooo Hooooo!  Fuck a duck, and UGA.
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Re: Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2011, 01:36:50 PM »
Oregon, Notre Dame - fuck you.
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Re: Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2011, 03:51:42 PM »
New year, but same ol suck for me.
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Re: Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2011, 04:09:27 PM »
New year, but same ol suck for me.

Soemone has to hold down the middle of the pack.  It was my job last year and I'm ready to take on that challenge again this year.
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Re: Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2011, 04:16:35 PM »
Mediocrity RULZ!
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Re: Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2011, 04:58:09 PM »
Was mine so bad you dropped it?

Well hell. I went back and looked and my picks got dropped. I did them on my phone about the same time the board was getting updated. I wonder if there was an issue. Dammit. Now I will have to use this as my drop week.

DAMMIT. DAMMIT. DAMMIT. And I had all of the right picks too.

Actually I was about like everyone else. I did have UGA for 5 in the bonus.  I guess I'll have to make sure NOT to use my phone in the future.

I was wondering what happened to you this year?  Thank goodness we allow a drop
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Re: Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2011, 05:58:31 PM »
Well, I've peaked. It's time to make the annual descent to the cellar! I think I'll take the escalator this year.
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Re: Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2011, 07:55:33 PM »
Oregon, Notre Dame - fuck you.
Never Again!
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Re: Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2011, 09:07:50 PM »
Tied for 6th mutha bitches!!! I'll be jumping up the board after this week.
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Re: Battle for the Crown week 1 Results
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2011, 09:24:37 PM »
Tied for 6th mutha bitches!!! I'll be jumping up the board after this week.
Unless you don't
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