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We've Got At Least One Guy In Our Corner

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We've Got At Least One Guy In Our Corner
« on: September 07, 2011, 10:32:09 AM »
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Re: We've Got At Least One Guy In Our Corner
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2011, 10:42:46 AM »
Cliffs?  Blocked here at work....
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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2011, 10:46:39 AM »
Cliffs?  Blocked here at work....
He picked us to beat MSU this weekend.

Said we'll make the necessary defensive adjustments, and Barrett Trotter will come through in the clutch. He likes us as a home underdog in an upset. "Remember this, it's tough to win on the road in the SEC."
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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2011, 10:58:57 AM »
He picked us to beat MSU this weekend.

Said we'll make the necessary defensive adjustments, and Barrett Trotter will come through in the clutch. He likes us as a home underdog in an upset. "Remember this, it's tough to win on the road in the SEC."

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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2011, 11:36:34 AM »
Never heard of this guy before.  He has a face for radio, that's for sure. Any cred, or did they just scoop this guy out of a gutter in Bristol?
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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2011, 11:37:47 AM »
Never heard of this guy before.  He has a face for radio, that's for sure. Any cred, or did they just scoop this guy out of a gutter in Bristol?

He's mostly a behind the scenes researcher for ESPN.  He used to be on a show they had called "Stump the Schwab" where guys tried to beat him in a sports trivia contest.

He's Danny Sheridan with a moral compass and better connections.
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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2011, 11:40:44 AM »
He's mostly a behind the scenes researcher for ESPN.  He used to be on a show they had called "Stump the Schwab" where guys tried to beat him in a sports trivia contest.

He's Danny Sheridan with a moral compass and better connections.

I miss my moral compass.  You have to turn it in when you pass the bar.
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Re: We've Got At Least One Guy In Our Corner
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2011, 11:43:55 AM »
I miss my moral compass.  You have to turn it in when you pass the bar.

Werd. 
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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2011, 11:53:35 AM »
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Re: We've Got At Least One Guy In Our Corner
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2011, 11:56:38 AM »
Don't act like you ever had one

I did have one. I never said I used it.
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Re: We've Got At Least One Guy In Our Corner
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2011, 12:09:22 PM »
I did have one. I never said I used it.
Whatever, you so know it was run over by an ambulance long ago.
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Re: We've Got At Least One Guy In Our Corner
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2011, 12:21:06 PM »
Whatever, you so know it was run over by an ambulance long ago.

Okay Mr. Smarty McSmartypants, tell me how an ambulance can run over it if I'm chasing the ambulance? 

Weeellll........we're waiting.
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« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2011, 12:27:04 PM »
Okay Mr. Smarty McSmartypants, tell me how an ambulance can run over it if I'm chasing the ambulance? 

Weeellll........we're waiting.

Well apparently you caught it.  DUH!
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« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2011, 01:05:30 PM »
Okay Mr. Smarty McSmartypants, tell me how an ambulance can run over it if I'm chasing the ambulance? 

Weeellll........we're waiting.

Actually you were in front of the bambalance trying to throw your magnetized business card onto the bambalance.

Physics fail.
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« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2011, 01:06:04 PM »
Okay Mr. Smarty McSmartypants, tell me how an ambulance can run over it if I'm chasing the ambulance? 

Weeellll........we're waiting.

Impossible!  How can you sleep while you're high on crack?  Chinese riddle for you.
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« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2011, 01:11:54 PM »
Impossible!  How can you sleep while you're high on crack?  Chinese riddle for you.

I've slept with some strippers whose crack I got high off of.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2011, 12:49:05 PM »
Who is dis?
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« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2011, 12:57:52 PM »
Who is dis?

He's mostly a behind the scenes researcher for ESPN.  He used to be on a show they had called "Stump the Schwab" where guys tried to beat him in a sports trivia contest.

He's Danny Sheridan with a moral compass and better connections.

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Re: We've Got At Least One Guy In Our Corner
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2011, 01:04:27 PM »


I think he was talking about the stripper.
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« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2011, 01:48:31 PM »
I think he was talking about the stripper.

I’ll tell you what’s not funny; killing strippers. Strippers are people too, naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind a curtain in the VIP room. Besides, there’s no need to kill them ‘cause most of them are already dead inside.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."