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Cam Newton's First Touchdown Celebration

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Cam Newton's First Touchdown Celebration
« on: September 02, 2011, 11:22:56 AM »


And by the way, here's his TD from last night.

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Re: Cam Newton's First Touchdown Celebration
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2011, 11:26:50 AM »
Fucking thug!
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Re: Cam Newton's First Touchdown Celebration
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2011, 11:27:28 AM »



One of the best pass plays in football.  It's almost indefensible. 
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Re: Cam Newton's First Touchdown Celebration
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2011, 11:33:11 AM »
Fucking thug!
That was his only drive last night. I'd say he did pretty good.

He was 3/5 for 25 yards and a TD in passing. Rushed for 19 yards. The 3 passes were for 6, 9, and 10 yards.

Despite this, "Cam Newton" is trending on Twitter right now, mostly from haters. People saying he's a bad choice for starter. Like Clausen is going to put them in a position to win games.
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« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2011, 11:38:29 AM »
That was his only drive last night. I'd say he did pretty good.

He was 3/5 for 25 yards and a TD in passing. Rushed for 19 yards. The 3 passes were for 6, 9, and 10 yards.

Despite this, "Cam Newton" is trending on Twitter right now, mostly from haters. People saying he's a bad choice for starter. Like Clausen is going to put them in a position to win games.

If he's even close to as good as Clausen at the QB shit, then he's a much better choice because of all the other things he brings to the table.  Haters gonna hate.
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Re: Cam Newton's First Touchdown Celebration
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2011, 11:44:25 AM »
Clausen is a much better singer than QB.

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Re: Cam Newton's First Touchdown Celebration
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2011, 12:54:07 PM »
Clausen is a much better singer than QB.




I thought he was a better swimmer?
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Re: Cam Newton's First Touchdown Celebration
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2011, 12:59:16 PM »

I thought he was a better swimmer?


God, that is hawt.
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« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2011, 01:00:44 PM »

I thought he was a better swimmer?


Is that really him?  If so, please tell me that someone at the Panthers has a copy of that shit!
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Re: Cam Newton's First Touchdown Celebration
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2011, 01:30:16 PM »
real and I'm sure someone does.
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« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2011, 01:39:18 PM »
real and I'm sure someone does.

Geezus Christo!  How in the fuck does the Clausen family let that gay ass pic get out?
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« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2011, 01:45:36 PM »
Geezus Christo!  How in the fuck does the Clausen family let that gay ass pic get out?

There are others that are pretty damn bad as well. 

Just google.
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Re: Cam Newton's First Touchdown Celebration
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2011, 02:08:23 PM »
Jimmy loves the cock.  But Jimmy thinks Elaine is hot, too. 
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« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2011, 02:11:24 PM »
Jimmy loves the cock.  But Jimmy thinks Elaine is hot, too.


Oh yeah!. Jimmy's been watching you....you're just Jimmy's type.
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Re: Cam Newton's First Touchdown Celebration
« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2011, 02:18:05 PM »

Oh yeah!. Jimmy's been watching you....you're just Jimmy's type.

Jimmy sees Cam and Jimmy says, "That's the guy who took the bread out of Jimmy's mouth. Jimmy's out

of work because of you."

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Re: Cam Newton's First Touchdown Celebration
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2011, 08:02:08 AM »
Do preseason stats count? Nope...I'll make sure to watch his first NFL Game.
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