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Re: Sleep Study
« Reply #40 on: September 01, 2011, 03:34:41 PM »
have you ever tried melatonin for sleep assistance? 

stuff works.  all natural supplement.

My insomnia openly mocks your melatonin.  My insomnia eats your melatonin by the pound and chases it with Sominex, and still has every 2:30am Wealth Builder informercial memorized, you Left Coast herbal hippie. 

My insomnia is a bitch...
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Re: Sleep Study
« Reply #41 on: September 01, 2011, 03:43:09 PM »
It's God's way of telling you to service your man.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Sleep Study
« Reply #42 on: September 01, 2011, 04:16:41 PM »
It's God's way of telling you to service your man.

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Re: Sleep Study
« Reply #43 on: September 01, 2011, 05:34:56 PM »
It's God's way of telling you to service your man.

I remember those years of dating and first year or two of marriage, getting that 2:00am nudge and "I can't sleep."  I think if my wife woke me up at 2:00am in the morning now I would just tell her the bourbon is in the pantry, the seconal is in the medicine cabinet.

I think you should embrace your insomnia and use the opportunity to set up underground fighting clubs with the ulterior motive of overthrowing our current economic system.
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Re: Sleep Study
« Reply #44 on: September 01, 2011, 07:21:08 PM »
I remember those years of dating and first year or two of marriage, getting that 2:00am nudge and "I can't sleep."  I think if my wife woke me up at 2:00am in the morning now I would just tell her the bourbon is in the pantry, the seconal is in the medicine cabinet.

I think you should embrace your insomnia and use the opportunity to set up underground fighting clubs with the ulterior motive of overthrowing our current economic system.

The first rule is that you shut the hell up about this shit.
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Re: Sleep Study
« Reply #45 on: September 01, 2011, 09:43:27 PM »
I tried it when I worked teh midnights as a jackboot thug. 

Do they feed that line of BS to all jackboot thugs?  The only difference I noticed was my piss glowing neon yellow.   
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Re: Sleep Study
« Reply #46 on: September 01, 2011, 10:51:45 PM »
It's God's way of telling you to service your man.
I think if my wife woke me up at 2:00am in the morning now I would just tell her the bourbon is in the pantry, the seconal is in the medicine cabinet.

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Re: Sleep Study
« Reply #47 on: September 02, 2011, 07:31:48 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."