Stimulus Check Surprise "Catch"...

[Snaggletiger]

Lovie, we've got to get off this island.


Does an old jet ski that's in the shop right now count as a yacht?

[Jumbo]

Neither is mine.  It's a line from the same scene of the same movie.

White Men cant jump?

[Snaggletiger]

White Men cant jump?

Spot on my X brother.

[Jumbo]

Spot on my X brother.

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.
 

[Buzz Killington]

You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit.
 

You could put your head up a cow's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the word of your butcher?

[Jumbo]

You could put your head up a cow's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the word of your butcher?

Tommy Boy kills me.

[The Prowler]

You could put your head up a cow's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the word of your butcher?

Yeah.....You could put your head up a butcher's ass, but wouldn't you...Um, you could take the ass of a cow and uh....If the head of your butcher is up a cow's ass.  Ah shnikez.

[Jumbo]

What is everyone going to do with the Stimulas check? I'm going to spend 400 and put 800 on the credit card