1. Nick Saban's straw hat Yes, Nick Saban engendered plenty of goodwill this off-season with everything he did for the Tuscaloosa community in the wake of all those devastating tornadoes. But seriously, fuck him. Deep down, we all know he's still the same bloodless vampire nomad who eats kittens. Just look at the way he walks around practice in that asshole-golfer straw hat that makes him look like a southern-fried Third World dictator. Read More http://www.gq.com/sports/guides/201109/college-football-things-we-love-to-hate#ixzz1WXZkaDVA