To the womens:
"Whatever's fine with me, honey"
"Is this really that important?"
"Get over it"
(After sex) - "Thank you"
For the footballs:
"190 Straight! We DON'T Miss!" - This was the actual poster we had at the 2004 LSU-Auburn game. It was promptly torn up after we missed the first PAT.
"Brandon Cox was the best QB in the Southeast coming out of high school."