Quote's that lead to trouble

BLS · « **on:** May 08, 2008, 06:19:00 PM »

here are two of my favorites that I've seen lead to some funny ass shit.

'' whats the worse that could happen? ''

'' hey man, hold my beer ''

Ogre · « **Reply #1 on:** May 08, 2008, 06:24:49 PM »

"It's ok, I've done this a thousand times."

"Just the tip. I promise."

"It's all good, she's on the pill."

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #2 on:** May 08, 2008, 08:08:09 PM »

Come on Sumbitch, take a swing....right here.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #3 on:** May 08, 2008, 08:10:36 PM »

" Hey dude, watch this shit!"

The Prowler · « **Reply #4 on:** May 08, 2008, 10:25:06 PM »

"Squeal like a Pig!!!!!"

"The NC Double Assholes ain't got shit on us, Nashinul Champiuns this year, we is back."

AWK · « **Reply #5 on:** May 09, 2008, 03:02:18 AM »

"One more shot won't hurt"

"She could be pretty"

Saniflush · « **Reply #6 on:** May 09, 2008, 08:08:31 AM »

"I can drink her pretty"

"I dare you to hit me"

Ogre · « **Reply #7 on:** May 09, 2008, 08:41:40 AM »

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

"I love you."

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #8 on:** May 09, 2008, 08:42:59 AM »

"Yes that dress makes you look fat"

"Sure, I would re-marry if you die"

ssgaufan · « **Reply #9 on:** May 09, 2008, 10:20:54 AM »

"Can your friend join us?"

"Yes, I think your sister is attractive."

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #10 on:** May 09, 2008, 10:26:22 AM »

"Can your friend join us?"

"Yes, I think your sister is attractive."

and even worse...

"Yes, I think your sister is hot...can she join us"

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #11 on:** May 09, 2008, 01:40:46 PM »

"This field goal kicker hasn't missed one since 2004!"

"Nobody misses putts that short."

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #12 on:** May 09, 2008, 01:49:03 PM »

"This guy just doesn't throw interceptions"

"I wonder what will happen if I..."

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #13 on:** May 09, 2008, 01:51:10 PM »

"Don't worry, I'm on the pill."

ssgaufan · « **Reply #14 on:** May 09, 2008, 02:08:23 PM »

"Let's play LA Monroe this year"

"Let's hire Nick Saban"

El Guapo · « **Reply #15 on:** May 09, 2008, 02:53:51 PM »

"Nah dude, it's cool... Just cover your balls."

"What's the age of consent?"

BLS · « **Reply #16 on:** May 09, 2008, 03:01:16 PM »

"Let's play LA Monroe this year"

"Let's hire Nick Saban"

''Let's go duck hunting instead''

''How about a plane ride?''

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #17 on:** May 09, 2008, 03:09:46 PM »

Go ahead, arrest me and I'll kick the shit out of your car windows, bitch....ATTICA...ATTICA..

BLS · « **Reply #18 on:** May 09, 2008, 03:23:06 PM »

'' if you'll step through that door right there''

''was it good for you too?''

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #19 on:** May 09, 2008, 09:19:24 PM »

"You're just like your damn mother"