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Re: scooterblack87...
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2011, 07:24:27 AM »
Am I an asshole, or do I see a punch line coming?

You see a donkey punch coming.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: scooterblack87...
« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2011, 08:31:52 AM »
Decent hustle...there might be hope for you yet.

I think wes hacked your account.
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Re: scooterblack87...
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2011, 08:37:42 AM »
You see a donkey punch coming.

But if you see it coming, is it still a Donkey Punch?
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Re: scooterblack87...
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2011, 10:08:06 AM »
Am I an asshole, or do I see a punch line coming?

Pretty much.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: scooterblack87...
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2011, 10:56:30 PM »
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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

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Re: scooterblack87...
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2011, 12:05:04 AM »
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: scooterblack87...
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2011, 12:46:29 AM »
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