scooterblack87...

chinook · « **on:** August 29, 2011, 01:52:39 PM »

...don't be a pussy.

post. use plenty of emoticons.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 29, 2011, 02:29:02 PM »

What are you selling? Do you know Jim?

Saniflush · « **Reply #2 on:** August 29, 2011, 02:35:14 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 29, 2011, 02:29:02 PM

What are you selling? Do you know Jim?

I hope it's modular housing.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 29, 2011, 02:36:59 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 29, 2011, 02:29:02 PM

What are you selling? Do you know Jim?

If you do know Jim tell him if he wants my next easy payment of $19.95 he better have a bedazzler on my doorstep, sharpish!

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #4 on:** August 29, 2011, 02:39:21 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 29, 2011, 02:35:14 PM

I hope it's modular housing.

Not me. Some folks has got to work.

GH2001 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 29, 2011, 02:43:39 PM »

I like red scooters personally. Do you have those or is black the only color? I like the 50cc model since gas is high. I would prefer something newer than an 87 model though. Have you seen Jim by any chance? I am still looking for the custom anal beads I ordered. I haven't received shipment yet. Jim, is that you?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #6 on:** August 29, 2011, 02:47:00 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 29, 2011, 02:43:39 PM

I like red scooters personally. Do you have those or is black the only color? I like the 50cc model since gas is high. I would prefer something newer than an 87 model though. Have you seen Jim by any chance? I am still looking for the custom anal beads I ordered. I haven't received shipment yet. Jim, is that you?

You'd better have nookie overnight those. I have a feeling that Jim scammed us.

DnATL · « **Reply #7 on:** August 29, 2011, 03:21:45 PM »

If his dog is a scooter, it will be scooter red after it gets initiated by Jumbo

chinook · « **Reply #8 on:** August 29, 2011, 10:22:01 PM »

hey guys, scooter was my roomate back in the day at auburn. math major. scooter is a paraplegic. if you were on campus back in 91 - 95 you might of saw him on his scooter, hence the moniker. his dad was part of the '87 stars and stripes crew that brought back the america cup to the states. he's got a black dog named Marty. i invited him about a year ago and he just signed up a month ago.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #9 on:** August 29, 2011, 10:53:42 PM »

So, he won't be able to get Jim to finish making my dreamcatcher, or sell us some cheap online viagra?
How disappointing.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #10 on:** August 30, 2011, 08:56:25 AM »

Quote from: nookie on August 29, 2011, 10:22:01 PM

hey guys, scooter was my roomate back in the day at auburn. math major. scooter is a paraplegic. if you were on campus back in 91 - 95 you might of saw him on his scooter, hence the moniker. his dad was part of the '87 stars and stripes crew that brought back the america cup to the states. he's got a black dog named Marty. i invited him about a year ago and he just signed up a month ago.

Math major? Nerd.

Now get to posting, biatch.

Saniflush · « **Reply #11 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:08:52 AM »

Quote from: nookie on August 29, 2011, 10:22:01 PM

hey guys, scooter was my roomate back in the day at auburn. math major. scooter is a paraplegic. if you were on campus back in 91 - 95 you might of saw him on his scooter, hence the moniker. his dad was part of the '87 stars and stripes crew that brought back the america cup to the states. he's got a black dog named Marty. i invited him about a year ago and he just signed up a month ago.

Damn I bet he gets all the hot deals from you.

djsimp · « **Reply #12 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:17:22 AM »

Actually, I think scooterblack is here to steal all of our white women.

Saniflush · « **Reply #13 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:19:33 AM »

Quote from: djsimp on August 30, 2011, 10:17:22 AM

Actually, I think scooterblack is here to steal all of our white women.

We have white women?

djsimp · « **Reply #14 on:** August 30, 2011, 10:39:52 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 30, 2011, 10:19:33 AM

We have white women?

Sure we do. TW, AWK and Vandy Vol.

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #15 on:** August 30, 2011, 11:02:46 AM »

Quote from: djsimp on August 30, 2011, 10:39:52 AM

Sure we do. TW, AWK and Vandy Vol.

HEY!

I'm a hermaphrodite, and you best not forget it.

Token · « **Reply #16 on:** August 31, 2011, 12:16:37 AM »

Quote from: nookie on August 29, 2011, 10:22:01 PM

hey guys, scooter was my roomate back in the day at auburn. math major. scooter is a paraplegic. if you were on campus back in 91 - 95 you might of saw him on his scooter, hence the moniker. his dad was part of the '87 stars and stripes crew that brought back the america cup to the states. he's got a black dog named Marty. i invited him about a year ago and he just signed up a month ago.

I guess that explains why he's always viewing the concourse late at night.

Godfather · « **Reply #17 on:** August 31, 2011, 12:23:18 AM »

Quote from: djsimp on August 30, 2011, 10:39:52 AM

Sure we do. TW, AWK and Vandy Vol.

Decent hustle...there might be hope for you yet.

chinook · « **Reply #18 on:** August 31, 2011, 12:44:48 AM »

scoot...i see you lurking. tell the gang how you became a paraplegic. they'll get a kick out of the story.

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #19 on:** August 31, 2011, 12:55:40 AM »

Quote from: nookie on August 31, 2011, 12:44:48 AM

scoot...i see you lurking. tell the gang how you became a paraplegic. they'll get a kick out off the story.

Am I an asshole, or do I see a punch line coming?