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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #80 on: October 23, 2011, 08:02:43 AM »
I just visited the fruneral homes to pick out a shady spot after this weeks picks.

Somebody remind these bastards I'll come back to haunt them if they have a fuckin' open casket.
 
I'll go all Les Miles/ Danny Sheridan combo stylist on your asses. I'll clutter this site with more inane unintelligible shit than you can shake a stick at...that's right, verbosier than ever bitches.
Just heed the warning and nobody gets hurt.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #81 on: October 24, 2011, 12:57:52 PM »
I sucked the big on this week.  Damn you Tuberville!
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« Reply #82 on: October 24, 2011, 01:08:08 PM »
I sucked the big on this week.  Damn you Tuberville!

Agreed. I never did like Tuberville.  Bastard!!!
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #83 on: October 24, 2011, 01:12:36 PM »
Agreed. I never did like Tuberville.  Bastard!!!

He's doing it with Leach's recruits.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #84 on: October 24, 2011, 01:23:31 PM »
I don't know how bad I did this week, but it can't be worse than last...............can it?
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #85 on: October 24, 2011, 01:38:08 PM »
I managed 42 points, which is better than I thought. I got lucky with FSU and Miami. Screwed the pooch with TT/OU and Notre Dame (again).
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #86 on: October 24, 2011, 01:41:23 PM »
52 for me.  thanks to OU, WU, and ND laying their eggs.
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« Reply #87 on: October 25, 2011, 09:15:54 AM »
I am basing my bonus pick off Brantley coming back at QB. As of now, the media pundits seem to think he is playing. If he doesn't, that changes things. Didn't know if anyone else knew his situation and wanted to pick accordingly.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #88 on: November 01, 2011, 11:17:04 AM »
Mark needs to be flogged this week.  Picking between Kentucky and Ole Miss???  Really???

Is there a worse game in all of college football this year?  I lost IQ points just trying to think about these two teams.  Worse thing is...it'll be the 11:30 game this weekend so that's how we'll get the stellar college game day started.  The world will see this as an example of SEC football.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #89 on: November 01, 2011, 11:17:53 AM »
Mark needs to be flogged this week.  Picking between Kentucky and Ole Miss???  Really???

Is there a worse game in all of college football this year?  I lost IQ points just trying to think about these two teams.  Worse thing is...it'll be the 11:30 game this weekend so that's how we'll get the stellar college game day started.  The world will see this as an example of SEC football.

The West coast will still be asleep.  Just like the teams playing.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #90 on: November 01, 2011, 11:24:59 AM »
The West coast will still be asleep.  Just like the teams playing.

One saving grace.  I can see it now, the sideline reporter going up in the stands, "Sir, what do you think about the "Game of the Century" tonight?  Got a favorite?"

Let's go down to Holly Rowe who caught up with UK Coach, Joker Phillips coming out for the 2nd half.

"Coach, what does LSU have to do to establish the run game against that vaunted Tide defense tonight?"
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #91 on: November 01, 2011, 11:58:36 AM »
I'm breaking out this weekend. It's ON!

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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #92 on: November 01, 2011, 12:01:05 PM »
One saving grace.  I can see it now, the sideline reporter going up in the stands, "Sir, what do you think about the "Game of the Century" tonight?  Got a favorite?"

Let's go down to Holly Rowe who caught up with UK Coach, Joker Phillips coming out for the 2nd half.

"Coach, what does LSU have to do to establish the run game against that vaunted Tide defense tonight?"

If Holly did this, I might actually half respect her. That would be bold....and funny.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #93 on: November 01, 2011, 02:19:00 PM »
Mark needs to be flogged this week.  Picking between Kentucky and Ole Miss???  Really???

Is there a worse game in all of college football this year?  I lost IQ points just trying to think about these two teams.  Worse thing is...it'll be the 11:30 game this weekend so that's how we'll get the stellar college game day started.  The world will see this as an example of SEC football.

AH Yes, but the perfect bonus game so far.  The picks are about equally split.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #94 on: November 01, 2011, 02:25:16 PM »
AH Yes, but the perfect bonus game so far.  The picks are about equally split.

-7.  Bailiff, wack his pee pee.  You didn't refer to it as...THE GREATEST GAME EVER TO BE PLAYED. 
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #95 on: November 01, 2011, 02:42:28 PM »
-7.  Bailiff, wack his pee pee.  You didn't refer to it as...THE GREATEST GAME EVER TO BE PLAYED.

Have you reported him to lordsaybinzprocesswatch.com?
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #96 on: November 01, 2011, 02:55:00 PM »
Have you reported him to lordsaybinzprocesswatch.com?

Done
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #97 on: November 02, 2011, 10:49:32 AM »
This is one of the toughest weeks to pick.  And I'm putting 10 on LSU, betting with my heart instead of my head.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #98 on: November 02, 2011, 10:53:51 AM »
The bonus is a tough pick this week...or should I say

THE GREATEST GAME EVER TO BE PICKED
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #99 on: November 02, 2011, 10:54:50 AM »
I think you actually meant to say

THE GREATEST GAME EVER TO BE PICKED
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