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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #60 on: October 09, 2011, 01:23:15 PM »
Did North Carolina win?  If so, I had a damn good week.
They did; 14-7.

I wound up with 57 points this week. Decent enough, but Missouri can kiss my ass.
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« Reply #61 on: October 09, 2011, 01:28:14 PM »
They did; 14-7.

I wound up with 57 points this week. Decent enough, but Missouri can kiss my ass.
I lost Mizzou and Auburn.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #62 on: October 10, 2011, 10:02:41 AM »
Lost Auburn and Texas Tech, got a 59.  All you who picked Mizzou with their distractions this week are the suxxors!
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« Reply #63 on: October 10, 2011, 10:04:37 AM »
Lost Auburn and Texas Tech, got a 59.  All you who picked Mizzou with their distractions this week are the suxxors!

I thought Mizzou would pull it out but I only had one point of confidence in them.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #64 on: October 10, 2011, 10:06:09 AM »
I believe I only missed Auburn for 1 point.  Please to be bowing down in admiration of my massive Crown-cock.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #65 on: October 10, 2011, 11:31:49 AM »
I believe I only missed Auburn for 1 point.  Please to be bowing down in admiration of my massive Crown-pecker.

Yeah, but you still can't show your joy through the clever use of emoticons. 

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« Reply #66 on: October 10, 2011, 12:21:18 PM »
Yeah, but you still can't show your joy through the clever use of emoticons. 

 :poke:

That was a low blow. 
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #67 on: October 11, 2011, 09:25:51 AM »
Wow, this week is going to rip me a new one.  They're all good games and just about all the teams I like are on the road.  I may come out with a new record low....like 3 points.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #68 on: October 16, 2011, 01:18:09 PM »
56 points for the week. Zook & Michigan got me.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #69 on: October 17, 2011, 09:03:01 AM »
I actually think this is my first perfect week ever.
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« Reply #70 on: October 17, 2011, 09:33:12 AM »
The Zooker and my pussiness that kept me from going 10 on Tha U are all that denied my perfect week.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #71 on: October 17, 2011, 10:56:30 AM »
The Zooker and my pussiness that kept me from going 10 on Tha U are all that denied my perfect week.

Thank gawd for dropping the low score.  I got torched.
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« Reply #72 on: October 20, 2011, 02:40:32 PM »
I can't believe what I've seen in the BFTC 8 thread.  Glad I don't share a foxhole with some of you fuckers.
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« Reply #73 on: October 20, 2011, 02:43:53 PM »
I can't believe what I've seen in the BFTC 8 thread.  Glad I don't share a foxhole with some of you fuckers.

This has nothing to do with foxholes.

You can know that you are outnumbered and will probably die and still fight like hell.

It's about the crown that in some peoples hands will be mixed with coke. 
and by coke I don't mean the fun kind that will help women have their first bi experience.
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« Reply #74 on: October 20, 2011, 03:08:52 PM »
This has nothing to do with foxholes.

You can know that you are outnumbered and will probably die and still fight like hell.

It's about the crown that in some peoples hands will be mixed with coke. 
and by coke I don't mean the fun kind that will help women have their first bi experience.

So you're going to sell out for a $40 bottle of Crown?
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« Reply #75 on: October 20, 2011, 03:09:31 PM »
And I'm so close to the bottom of the standings it can't hurt me to go 10 on AU!
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« Reply #76 on: October 20, 2011, 03:16:10 PM »
So you're going to sell out for a $40 bottle of Crown?

Actually I have a system I am following this year with deviating. If proven successful I will be able to start giving the triple diamond lock of the year every week.  I will also be able to find out who the bagman is.

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« Reply #77 on: October 20, 2011, 04:11:16 PM »
Actually I have a system I am following this year with deviating. If proven successful I will be able to start giving the triple diamond lock of the year every week.  I will also be able to find out who the bagman is.

And who all the willing bi experience girls are in Bham. With or without blow.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #78 on: October 20, 2011, 04:46:18 PM »
And who all the willing bi experience girls are in Bham. With or without blow.

Thats easy, just find a truck stop.
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« Reply #79 on: October 20, 2011, 05:12:01 PM »
Actually I have a system I am following this year with deviating. If proven successful I will be able to start giving the triple diamond lock of the year every week.  I will also be able to find out who the bagman is.
Will you take a lie detector though?  I'll bet you seven figures.
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