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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2011, 01:27:24 PM »
Make your picks early this week.  We have a Thursday game this week
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2011, 01:32:41 PM »
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If you want to know how I do it I follow the Danny Sheridan method of flipping a coin and asking random people what they think.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2011, 01:43:54 PM »
If you want to know how I do it I follow the Danny Sheridan method of flipping a coin and asking random people what they think.

I often rely on my 5 yr old little girl in her expertise. This is why I go Auburn with 10 every game.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2011, 03:07:38 PM »
This week's games are tough.  Separatin' the men from the boys. In other words, I'll be lookin' down on you bitches after I smoke the field.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2011, 11:16:54 PM »
This week's games are tough.  Separatin' the men from the boys. In other words, I'll be lookin' down on you bitches after I smoke the field.

The only thing you'll be smoking is a pole.

I got this.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2011, 11:28:40 AM »
bonus game pussies ($ 1 - to uncle sani) actually, awk coined the term but ...

Who coined the term?
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« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2011, 12:16:13 PM »
Who coined the term?

i stand corrected.  hail ...tailgate. 

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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #28 on: September 14, 2011, 12:41:52 PM »
Who coined the term?
It was Mr. AUTR, not I.  I just thoroughly enjoyed it.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #29 on: September 16, 2011, 02:38:08 PM »
bonus game pussies
regarding bonus game pussies... Why 7 points?  If you are going to bet that much, why not just go the full 10?
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #30 on: September 16, 2011, 02:40:25 PM »
regarding bonus game pussies... Why 7 points?  If you are going to bet that much, why not just go the full 10?

Stragedy.  He has it.
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« Reply #31 on: September 16, 2011, 03:44:14 PM »
Wow, this is the first time in a long time that we have had such a split on the bonus game winner. 
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #32 on: September 16, 2011, 04:25:42 PM »
Wow, this is the first time in a long time that we have had such a split on the bonus game winner.

I'll be pulling for the Noles.  My favorite non-Auburn team.  But, I picked OU.  I don't think this will be that close.  OU handed them that ass what....44-7 or something last year?  And they have a ton of returning starters including the QB.  Sure don't think it'll be that bad but I see OU controlling this one.

However, I was wrong one time in the past.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2011, 06:21:53 PM »
I am in no position to talk smack today. My picks are sucking ASS!
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #34 on: September 17, 2011, 09:51:26 PM »
I am in no position to talk smack today. My picks are sucking ASS!
Seriously.
My smack talking has tuned onto getting my ass smacking!

I'm out!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2011, 11:33:34 AM »
Hey Maryland, OSU, Kentucky and yeah...you Auburn.   :fu:

Bite my ass.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #36 on: September 26, 2011, 01:29:36 PM »
Show me the money beeshes.  Every game right.  I hear ice tinkling in the glass before teh Crowns pours over it.  I'm slowly inching up out of the middle of the pack to....somewhere around upper...sort of lower middle of the top 1/3....or somewhere in there.
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« Reply #37 on: September 26, 2011, 01:42:58 PM »
Show me the money beeshes.  Every game right.  I hear ice tinkling in the glass before teh Crowns pours over it.  I'm slowly inching up out of the middle of the pack to....somewhere around upper...sort of lower middle of the top 1/3....or somewhere in there.

Tinkling?

Never mind....

Oh yeah, and all you POINT WHORES picking bammer.........Shameful!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #38 on: September 26, 2011, 01:50:44 PM »
Tinkling?

Never mind....

Oh yeah, and all you POINT WHORES picking bammer.........Shameful!

I thought about that, and I also thought there would a chance I would pick against AU this weekend and wondered what would be said.  The homer in me wants to pick us, but the alcoholic in me wants to win this bottle of booze.   

Now, FSU, USC and aTm...................... :fu: all with a wiffle ball bat.

I won't pick against us either by the way.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #39 on: September 26, 2011, 01:57:26 PM »
I'll never pick agaisnt us.  I may not assign but 1 point on some games, but always an Auburn pick.  As for being a points whore....YEDAMNRIIIIGHT.
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