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The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...

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The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« on: August 29, 2011, 12:32:39 PM »
I started this thread for all the extra bullshit anyone wants to throw out there... so for the love of Pete, please do as AUTR asks and post only your picks in the main thread.  Follow the format, dammit. 

Y'all best be getting wid it iffin you gonna play.  Not too many participants so far.  Guess y'all are just afraid you're gonna to lose to a girl.  I am gonna take it all this year, bitches...
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2011, 12:33:53 PM »
I started this thread for all the extra bullshit anyone wants to throw out there... so for the love of Pete, please do as AUTR asks and post only your picks in the main thread.  Follow the format, dammit. 

Y'all best be getting wid it iffin you gonna play.  Not too many participants so far.  Guess y'all are just afraid you're gonna to lose to a girl.  I am gonna take it all this year, bitches...

Yes you are going to take it all.  But the Crown is mine.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2011, 12:37:08 PM »
Yes you are going to take it all.  But the Crown is mine.

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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2011, 12:37:11 PM »
To be the champ, you gotta beat the champ.  I am still enjoying sipping on my Crown from last season...
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2011, 12:37:47 PM »
To be the champ, you gotta beat the champ.  I am still enjoying sipping on my Crown from last season...

Damn, you got a nipple on that bottle?
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2011, 12:40:17 PM »
Yes you are going to take it all.  But the Crown is mine.

Well, that eliminates you and Costanza...
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2011, 01:00:25 PM »
Aw shiiiii.  Ain't nun y'all bishes gawn pick like I do. 
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2011, 01:01:59 PM »
I started this thread for all the extra bullshit anyone wants to throw out there... so for the love of Pete, please do as AUTR asks and post only your picks in the main thread.  Follow the format, dammit. 

Y'all best be getting wid it iffin you gonna play.  Not too many participants so far.  Guess y'all are just afraid you're gonna to lose to a girl.  I am gonna take it all this year, bitches...

1st games are on Thursday, get your picks in prior to then
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2011, 01:08:59 PM »
To be the champ, you gotta beat the champ.  I am still enjoying sipping on my Crown from last season...

baby birds can only stomach so much.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2011, 01:33:58 PM »
  Guess y'all are just afraid you're gonna to lose to a girl. 

You got that part right. It's gonna be this girl.

And Snaggie, I'm saying it now, here in the open. Don't be PMing me in a few weeks begging me for picks. Not gonna happen this year.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2011, 02:01:51 PM »
You got that part right. It's gonna be this girl.

And Snaggie, I'm saying it now, here in the open. Don't be PMing me in a few weeks begging me for picks. Not gonna happen this year.

I did that last year and look where it got me.  I was barely able to get a pint of Dickel.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2011, 02:05:22 PM »
Damn, you got a nipple on that bottle?

No shit.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2011, 01:15:02 AM »
I had the largest single jump in Points at the end of last season. I'm just gonna pick up where I left off. You young bitches is going down!
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2011, 02:17:30 AM »
Danny Sheridan would destroy all of you.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2011, 02:41:59 AM »
Danny Sheridan would destroy all of you.
He's going to have the best selling Halloween mask this year...#winning
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2011, 07:31:23 AM »
Danny Sheridan would destroy all of you.
...and he will subject himself to a polygraph test to prove it.

Sheridan has no power over me. I shall smite all of you pretenders and bask in the glory (is there any glory in this?) proving that I have a...wait what do I have?...oh now I remember, proving that I have a stronger need for whiskey that I would generally pass on because I'm on a budget.

"You people" don't have a chance!

That's right,  I said it.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2011, 11:01:49 AM »
Somebody should sticky this thread so it doesn't get lost during the season.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2011, 12:33:58 PM »
So...do we have results from week 1?
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2011, 12:23:41 PM »
So...do we have results from week 1?

I want a re-count.  No way I finish behind so many of you losers.  The fix is in.   
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2011, 08:44:29 PM »
So, are we taking away points if we miss the bonus? Fuckin' UGA, I knew it would be a tough game and I thought with them being at home would be the difference.  BTW, Isiah Crowell is going to be a special player, provided that he doesn't get hurt.
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