The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...

[AUTailgatingRules]

Make your picks early this week.  We have a Thursday game this week

[AU_Tiger_2000]

Nookie  60
AUTR  59
AU_Tiger_2000  59

If you want to know how I do it I follow the Danny Sheridan method of flipping a coin and asking random people what they think.

[djsimp]

If you want to know how I do it I follow the Danny Sheridan method of flipping a coin and asking random people what they think.

I often rely on my 5 yr old little girl in her expertise. This is why I go Auburn with 10 every game.

[Snaggletiger]

This week's games are tough.  Separatin' the men from the boys. In other words, I'll be lookin' down on you bitches after I smoke the field.

[Tiger Wench]

This week's games are tough.  Separatin' the men from the boys. In other words, I'll be lookin' down on you bitches after I smoke the field.

The only thing you'll be smoking is a pole.

I got this.

[chinook]

Florida State  5

Oklahoma 5

Oklahoma 5

FSU          6

Oklahoma 4

Oklahoma 5

Oklahoma 7

Oklahoma 7

Florida State- 5

Oklahoma   5

Oklahoma 7

Oklahoma 6

bonus game pussies ($ 1 - to uncle sani) actually, awk coined the term but ... 

[AUTailgatingRules]

bonus game pussies ($ 1 - to uncle sani) actually, awk coined the term but ...

Who coined the term?

[chinook]

Who coined the term?

i stand corrected.  hail ...tailgate. 

[AWK]

Who coined the term?

It was Mr. AUTR, not I.  I just thoroughly enjoyed it.

[barkndog]

bonus game pussies

regarding bonus game pussies... Why 7 points?  If you are going to bet that much, why not just go the full 10?

[Snaggletiger]

regarding bonus game pussies... Why 7 points?  If you are going to bet that much, why not just go the full 10?

Stragedy.  He has it.

[AUTailgatingRules]

Wow, this is the first time in a long time that we have had such a split on the bonus game winner. 

[Snaggletiger]

Wow, this is the first time in a long time that we have had such a split on the bonus game winner.

I'll be pulling for the Noles.  My favorite non-Auburn team.  But, I picked OU.  I don't think this will be that close.  OU handed them that ass what....44-7 or something last year?  And they have a ton of returning starters including the QB.  Sure don't think it'll be that bad but I see OU controlling this one.

However, I was wrong one time in the past.

[djsimp]

I am in no position to talk smack today. My picks are sucking ASS!

[CCTAU]

I am in no position to talk smack today. My picks are sucking ASS!

Seriously.
My smack talking has tuned onto getting my ass smacking!

I'm out!

[Snaggletiger]

Hey Maryland, OSU, Kentucky and yeah...you Auburn.   

Bite my ass.

[Snaggletiger]

Show me the money beeshes.  Every game right.  I hear ice tinkling in the glass before teh Crowns pours over it.  I'm slowly inching up out of the middle of the pack to....somewhere around upper...sort of lower middle of the top 1/3....or somewhere in there.

[CCTAU]

Show me the money beeshes.  Every game right.  I hear ice tinkling in the glass before teh Crowns pours over it.  I'm slowly inching up out of the middle of the pack to....somewhere around upper...sort of lower middle of the top 1/3....or somewhere in there.

Tinkling?

Never mind....

Oh yeah, and all you POINT WHORES picking bammer.........Shameful!

[AUTiger1]

Tinkling?

Never mind....

Oh yeah, and all you POINT WHORES picking bammer.........Shameful!

I thought about that, and I also thought there would a chance I would pick against AU this weekend and wondered what would be said.  The homer in me wants to pick us, but the alcoholic in me wants to win this bottle of booze.   

Now, FSU, USC and aTm...................... all with a wiffle ball bat.

I won't pick against us either by the way.

[Snaggletiger]

I'll never pick agaisnt us.  I may not assign but 1 point on some games, but always an Auburn pick.  As for being a points whore....YEDAMNRIIIIGHT.