so with 17 games left, there are 131,072 (2^17) possible scenarios, and I win in 102,061 of them (including cases wherein the corndogs and one-Gus wolfpack win)
Barkndog is next with 19,827, some of which are ties - then followed by Jarhead with 6310 (including ties)
PCT, Buzz, AUTR, and JR have zero chances, and Jumbo has 3 - even the gay guy (AWK) has 62
Saniflush has 692 opportunities (just like when he drives by any high school)