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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #160 on: December 26, 2011, 09:58:50 PM »
102 in the 4 wins.  Why I only assigned 26 to Boyzee I don't know.  I knew they were going to run ASU off the field.

I gave Boise my highest point assignment and tcu 30.

Wish I had put more on mizzou tonight.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #161 on: December 28, 2011, 09:39:35 AM »
My massive point collection is now up to a grand total of 42 points with a 7-3 record thus far.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #162 on: December 28, 2011, 02:27:59 PM »
My massive point collection is now up to a grand total of 42 points with a 7-3 record thus far.

7 wins now with 168 points. Middle of the pack, here I come.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #163 on: December 31, 2011, 12:23:46 PM »
so with 17 games left, there are 131,072 (2^17) possible scenarios, and I win in 102,061 of them (including cases wherein the corndogs and one-Gus wolfpack win)
Barkndog is next with 19,827, some of which are ties - then followed by Jarhead  with 6310 (including ties)

PCT, Buzz, AUTR, and JR have zero chances, and Jumbo has 3 - even the gay guy (AWK) has 62

Saniflush has 692 opportunities (just like when he drives by any high school)
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #164 on: December 31, 2011, 07:27:28 PM »
so with 17 games left, there are 131,072 (2^17) possible scenarios, and I win in 102,061 of them (including cases wherein the corndogs and one-Gus wolfpack win)
Barkndog is next with 19,827, some of which are ties - then followed by Jarhead  with 6310 (including ties)

PCT, Buzz, AUTR, and JR have zero chances, and Jumbo has 3 - even the gay guy (AWK) has 62

Saniflush has 692 opportunities (just like when he drives by any high school)
down to 13 games, 8192 possible scenarios, 6867 of which put me in first
(Counting ties, there are still 1004 ways for barkndogto finish first, 330 for Jarhead, 72 for Token, 17 for yoda, 4 for MarkChand, and 2 for AWK - everyone else is SOL)
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #165 on: January 01, 2012, 02:13:26 PM »
down to 13 games, 8192 possible scenarios, 6867 of which put me in first
(Counting ties, there are still 1004 ways for barkndogto finish first, 330 for Jarhead, 72 for Token, 17 for yoda, 4 for MarkChand, and 2 for AWK - everyone else is SOL)

You probably read the last chapter of a book first, don't you?  Dick.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #166 on: January 01, 2012, 03:24:25 PM »
You probably read the last chapter of a book first, don't you?  Dick.
I count cards too
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #167 on: January 02, 2012, 01:37:26 PM »
So far, so good. 

Houston up 17-7 on the Sandusky's.  UGA apparently got a 2-run double in the first inning to go up 2-0 on the Meatchicken State Spartans.  And the Cock is getting the better of a field goal war with Nebraska...up 9-6.  Can't watch here at work, just kkeping up with the scores. 
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #168 on: January 02, 2012, 02:50:12 PM »
The middle of the pack is still well within reach.  Games going on right now:

UGA up 16-0 over MSU
Go Gaytah 14-10 over THEOsu
Cock with a 3 point lead over the Corn Shuckers 16-13
Houston 27 Sandusky State 14
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #169 on: January 02, 2012, 04:19:33 PM »
Caught the very tail end of the Cocks vs Cornholes - saw a late hit helmet-to-helmet on the USC QB, and then about half the Neb players were already in the tunnel before the clock hit bouble zeroes.  Was it a bit chippy, or what?  Thought Neb was supposed to be "classy"?
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #170 on: January 02, 2012, 04:29:29 PM »
Can't watch a damn thing here at work today but if UGA holds on, I'll be 4-0.  Something tells me those leg humpin' cock-suckers won't do it.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #171 on: January 02, 2012, 04:40:13 PM »
Can't watch a damn thing here at work today but if UGA holds on, I'll be 4-0.  Something tells me those leg humpin' cock-suckers won't do it.
Aren't you the boss?  Outback Bowl is going to overtime - UGA and Mich St going to see if they can match AU-Northwestern?

Wow - is that ref a midget?!?!?
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #172 on: January 02, 2012, 04:44:35 PM »
Just as I suspected.  27-27 with :19 to go.  Fuck you Richt.  Don't you cost me points.

Yeah, but he's such a good guy.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #173 on: January 02, 2012, 04:48:45 PM »
Seriously - VV would like that referee - a man he could 69 wthout just having his toes sucked
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #174 on: January 02, 2012, 04:54:31 PM »
The comments section on CBS Sportsline is blowing up about Richt being a complete dumbass.  Something about playing for a long FG and missing.  Anyone watching?
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #175 on: January 02, 2012, 05:32:40 PM »
The comments section on CBS Sportsline is blowing up about Richt being a complete dumbass.  Something about playing for a long FG and missing.  Anyone watching?

hehehe teh dawgs lost.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #176 on: January 02, 2012, 05:38:33 PM »
The comments section on CBS Sportsline is blowing up about Richt being a complete dumbass.  Something about playing for a long FG and missing.  Anyone watching?
UGA intercepted Mich St on their first OT possession.  UGA runs outside left for 2-3 on 1st down, then does the belly flop to center the ball on 2nd down, and kicks on 3rd down - wide right.  They both kick FGs on the 2nd OT, then UGA holds Mich St to a field goal on the 3rd OT.  UGA gets their 3rd OT field goal blocked, and loses.

I'm sure Richt thought his senior (all-SEC?) kicker was good for the game-winning 42 yard field goal in the first OT - seemed reasonable and safe at the time
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #177 on: January 02, 2012, 08:59:30 PM »
The comments section on CBS Sportsline is blowing up about Richt being a complete dumbass.  Something about playing for a long FG and missing.  Anyone watching?

It's like uga played their whole season for us. They blew their load on au and saved richts job, and then went back to vintage tard ugh under richt. Fuck you mark rich for costing me 34 points.  Nothing but pretenders who showed their best against us due to their built up hate from the last year. Fuck them fuck them fuck them.  It can't be a good taste in the off season for uga fans after a decent year.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #178 on: January 03, 2012, 11:35:58 AM »
so with 17 games left, there are 131,072 (2^17) possible scenarios, and I win in 102,061 of them (including cases wherein the corndogs and one-Gus wolfpack win)
Barkndog is next with 19,827, some of which are ties - then followed by Jarhead  with 6310 (including ties)

PCT, Buzz, AUTR, and JR have zero chances, and Jumbo has 3 - even the gay guy (AWK) has 62

Saniflush has 692 opportunities (just like when he drives by any high school)
You know, with your ciphering skills, you could become the X's very own StatTiger.
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Re: The Official Battle for the Crown Smack Talk Thread...
« Reply #179 on: January 03, 2012, 11:56:09 AM »
I'm still holding out hope even though I may finish 3-32 in teh bowl games.  Those 3 are my highest point total pics...
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