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An incisive analysis of the 2008 election.

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AWK

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An incisive analysis of the 2008 election.
« on: May 02, 2008, 05:50:26 PM »
"We cannot figure out why we are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, she opposes a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a blond with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?"
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: An incisive analysis of the 2008 election.
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2008, 05:58:53 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 02, 2008, 05:50:26 PM
Is there a contest here?"
No...   :clap:
« Last Edit: May 02, 2008, 05:59:31 PM by GarMan »
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: An incisive analysis of the 2008 election.
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2008, 08:33:15 AM »
Beer and tits get my vote any day.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: An incisive analysis of the 2008 election.
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2008, 07:13:27 PM »
The biggest battle that war hero is facing today is squeezing turds out of that 71 year old asshole of his. 

This is the worst election EVAR. 

The She-Bitch vs. The Mentee of God-Damn-America.  The winner gets to face Liver Spots. 

WHEE!
« Last Edit: May 05, 2008, 07:14:11 PM by townhallsavoy »
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Re: An incisive analysis of the 2008 election.
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2008, 01:21:35 PM »
Quote from: AWK on May 02, 2008, 05:50:26 PM
"We cannot figure out why we are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, she opposes a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a blond with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?"

I like your analytical thinking...Brevity is indeed the soul of wit.
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
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When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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