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Happy Birthday!
« on: August 29, 2011, 10:24:45 AM »
To the one and only....................Snaggletiger, you old bastard!  You seem to be doing great for just turning 65!  May your day be filled with testosterone and burbinzz! 
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2011, 10:34:56 AM »
Happy Birthday. 

25% off...all inventory @ :hop:

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2011, 10:45:47 AM »
Happy birfday you old fart.

Here is my gift to you.

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2011, 10:54:22 AM »
Happy Birthday old man.

I tried to have Dax pay you a visit, but he was snapped up before I got to him.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2011, 10:56:08 AM »
The wifey gonna let you see your testicles tonight?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2011, 11:03:08 AM »
The wifey gonna let you see your testicles tonight?

Not sure.  I think I'm on an every third year rotation.  I forget if it was 08' or 09' when I used them last. 
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2011, 11:22:31 AM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2011, 12:00:48 PM »
You look good for an AARP member.  I'm going to have to remind Joe to bring the rice pudding to the tailgate for your old ass.  Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2011, 12:02:44 PM »
You look good for an AARP member.  I'm going to have to remind Joe to bring the rice pudding to the tailgate for your old ass.  Happy Birthday

I plan on gumming a good dinner tonight.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2011, 12:10:14 PM »
I thought I smelled Ben Gay on the board this morning... happy day, darlin'. 
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2011, 01:29:19 PM »


25% off...all inventory @ :hop:

Cut him a deal on the little blue pills. Not that his wife is going to come off of any....but I think he would like to sport some wood for old times sake.


Happy Birthday to my mentor....while other mentors introduced their wards to prominent members of the law community or helped them get jobs....mine bought me drinks. Thanks for caring.

Have a great one, counselor.  ;)

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2011, 07:01:54 PM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY POPS!

I hope you heard that.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2011, 12:53:51 AM »
Happy birthday. Here's to the old farts. Get off my lawn you little bastards.
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2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2011, 12:54:40 PM »

Happy Birthday Snaggle!
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2011, 12:59:21 PM »
Happy Birthday Snaggle!

You don't post much, but when you do....it's a work of art.  Thanks
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2011, 01:02:36 PM »
I can tie a bow around my penis for you.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2011, 01:07:00 PM »
I can tie a bow around my penis for you.

Well, that would pretty much hide the whole thing, wouldn't it?
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2011, 01:12:19 PM »
Well, that would pretty much hide the whole thing, wouldn't it?

I'm tired of you toying with my emotions.  Either you want it or you don't.
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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2011, 01:14:37 PM »
I'm tired of you toying with my emotions.  Either you want it or you don't.

You're always trying to force me into a decision.  I'm not ready to say either way. 

But I'm not worried.  You'll be back.  You always come back.
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Vandy Vol

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Re: Happy Birthday!
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2011, 01:18:15 PM »
You're always trying to force me into a decision.  I'm not ready to say either way. 

But I'm not worried.  You'll be back.  You always come back.

One day, Jumbo will accept me for who I am...and I'll never have to come back again.

Except when I'm low on funds and need to sell a blow job or two.
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