Did Yall Start This?

[boartitz]

An email I got from a damn Texan.

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>       20% OF THE U. OF ALABAMA FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING
> THE PAST YEAR AND THE JOKES ARE FLOWING OUT OF AUBURN.
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>       PA-ROLE TIDE....................Enjoy!
>       ____________________________________________________
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>       A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says,
> 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!'
> The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
> guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
>       ____________________________________________________
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>       Q: What is Nick Saban's biggest concern?
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>       A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
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>       Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa?
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>       A: A huddle
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>       _____________________________________________________
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>       Q: Four Bama  players in a car, who's driving?
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>       A: The police
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>       ____________________________________________________
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>       Q: Why can't most of the Bama players get into a huddle on the
> field?
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>       A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
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>       __________________________________________________
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>       The Bama team has adopted a new Honor System. 'Yes, your Honor;
> No, your Honor'.
>       _____________________________________________________
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>       The Tide is expecting a 7-6 season this year.
>       7 Arrests, 6 convictions.
>       ______________________________________________________
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>       Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Spring Training?
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>       A: Studying their Miranda Rights

[Tiger Wench]

Well, bammer boy, I live in Houston and I sure as hell sent that around.  However, you guys were a laughing stock out here (and all across the rest of the country too) LOOOOOOOONG before that email made the circuit.

Rammer Slammer, Striped Pajammers
Go to JAIL, allerbammer!!

 

[Ogre]

Well, bammer boy, I live in Houston and I sure as hell sent that around.  However, you guys were a laughing stock out here (and all across the rest of the country too) LOOOOOOOONG before that email made the circuit.

Rammer Slammer, Striped Pajammers
Go to JAIL, allerbammer!!

 

Psst....he's an Arkansas fan.  I love the spirit, though. 

[Snaggletiger]

Psst....he's an Arkansas fan.  I love the spirit, though. 

Forget it.  She's on a roll.

[Tiger Wench]

Psst....he's an Arkansas fan.  I love the spirit, though. 

I wondered about his screen name but I saw the bammer logo as his avatar?  Whatever.  Bammer, pork rind - they both smell bad...

[Aubie16]

but I saw the bammer logo as his avatar? 

psst....it may be time to visit the optometrist. Gotta start going more frequently once you hit the middle age years.  

[Tiger Wench]

psst....it may be time to visit the optometrist. Gotta start going more frequently once you hit the middle age years.  

Oh kiss my ass.  Why on earth would I want to look closely at anything resembling a bammer logo?  Okay, fine, now that someone points it out, I get it.  Roll Turd.  Haw haw haw.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Oh kiss my ass.  Why on earth would I want to look closely at anything resembling a bammer logo?  Okay, fine, now that someone points it out, I get it.  Roll Turd.  Haw haw haw.

Yeah, it's like someone took a Houston Logo and put "Ass-strokes" in it.

 

[Snaggletiger]

Yeah, it's like someone took a Houston Logo and put "Ass-strokes" in it.

 

   The Chop Shop strikes again

[Tiger Wench]

Yeah, it's like someone took a Houston Logo and put "Ass-strokes" in it.

 

Nice try, jackass, but you are not about to goad me into bringing down the wrath of the BKG on my team. 

No comment.

[boartitz]

I wondered about his screen name but I saw the bammer logo as his avatar?  Whatever.  Bammer, pork rind - they both smell bad...

When you get home one day after tiring at work and wish to relax with a hot soapy bath and find out that your water has been turned off. . .
Think of me, bish.
I'm on yore side. Or used to be. I like to see Arkansas boys coach Alabama teams. They are good at it.
Better even than Arkansas boys coaching Arkansas teams.

My first cousin and her husband are both Aubie alums. I ain't a hater.
We don't have the long term rivalry with the SEC as you folks do. We still be newbies. Always will be.
Think of us as backwoods tooflesshillbillies if you wish, and I will put you in the same snuff can that Bammers spit in.
The folks here that invited the Arkies that yall have are also members of some of our boards. Smart, witty folks that can give as well as they take. Of all the teams in the SEC, Ar and Auburn seem to get along pretty good, (amongst the net nerd fans on the innerwebs).
WTF, I'm bourboned up. I haven't sucked any Aubie ass have I?
The Aubies that visit our sites are good guys. I wish yall would get a board up like the "O".

[wesfau]

When you get home one day after tiring at work and wish to relax with a hot soapy bath and find out that your water has been turned off. . .
Think of me, bish.
I'm on yore side. Or used to be. I like to see Arkansas boys coach Alabama teams. They are good at it.
Better even than Arkansas boys coaching Arkansas teams.

My first cousin and her husband are both Aubie alums. I ain't a hater.
We don't have the long term rivalry with the SEC as you folks do. We still be newbies. Always will be.
Think of us as backwoods tooflesshillbillies if you wish, and I will put you in the same snuff can that Bammers spit in.
The folks here that invited the Arkies that yall have are also members of some of our boards. Smart, witty folks that can give as well as they take. Of all the teams in the SEC, Ar and Auburn seem to get along pretty good, (amongst the net nerd fans on the innerwebs).
WTF, I'm bourboned up. I haven't sucked any Aubie ass have I?
The Aubies that visit our sites are good guys. I wish yall would get a board up like the "O".

Excellent, a liquored up 'titz and a set of tits that wants to be licked.  Good times.

[boartitz]

Excellent, a liquored up 'titz and a set of tits that wants to be licked.  Good times.

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