But we don't have a single player. Anywhere. The entire team got on a bus and went to the pros. We were a pro team.
I heard those four jackasses braying about Oregon yesterday. Or was it Friday, hell I'm confused. Lost a day or two somewhere.
Oregon lost seven defensive starters, including five in the front seven. Their best man in the secondary is high and suspended for who knows how long. They lost their two best receivers. They lost their center, left guard and right tackle.
But they're fast. They'll be even better with a 4'2" RB and an 140-lb QB. Herbskreet picked them to win the NC and James to win the Heisman.
Just don't understand the logic. We will suck and should have just boarded up the stadium. Oregon will be the best team in the country despite losing everybody who mattered except a dope-head QB and a RB who is smaller than most 11-year olds.
Well fuck those fishheads. I want to play Oregon now. Right now. Today.
We have few players with lots of experience. Recruiting services the last 3 years say we have players. #19, #4, and #7. Two top ten, and one top 20 class. We have players. But, like everything else, the local media, being butt hurt, started chanting about how last year's team was all Newton and Fairley. Some of the smarter ones noted the loss of most of the OL being big. And in all cases, Auburn, once we get an experienced team, and it graduates, we're rebuilding...bammer is reloading. Those fuckers thought they'd repeat last year despite the defensive losses. That moron Darrell from Columbus noted that against the better offenses last year bammer gave up 20 or more points. 20 to Ark, 35 to SC, 24 to LSU, 28 to AU (and we only played offense the last 2 and half quarters.)
The assumption is that all the question marks will be answered with a big fat "FAIL" in every facet of Auburn's team. That's a risky assumption based on the product we've seen out of this staff the first 2 seasons. Fuck Oregon. I think they may implode this season after coming so close and missing out. They may be the negative surprise of the season.
Most of it is jealousy, some of it hate and spite. Many want Auburn to fail in 2011 simply because it's the next best thing to having the BCS title taken away from us.
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