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Ha! Take that ladies...
« on: May 06, 2008, 01:04:21 PM »
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7,3 Minutes - The Perfect Length For Sex

Maybe men had it right all along: It doesn't take long to satisfy a woman in bed. A survey of sex therapists concluded the optimal amount of time for sexual intercourse was 3 to 13 minutes. The findings, to be published in the May issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, strike at the notion that endurance is the key to a great sex life.

If that sounds like good news to you, don't cheer too loudly. The time does not count foreplay, and the therapists did rate sexual intercourse that lasts from 1 to 2 minutes as "too short."

Researcher Eric Corty said he hoped to ease the minds of those who believe that "more of something good is better, and if you really want to satisfy your partner, you should last forever."

The questions were not gender-specific, said Corty (who, it must be noted, is male). But he said prior research has shown that both men and women want foreplay and sexual intercourse to last longer.

Dr. Irwin Goldstein, editor of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, cited a four-week study of 1,500 couples in 2005 that found the median time for sexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes. (Women were armed with stopwatches.)

It's difficult for both older men and young men to make sexual intercourse last much longer, said Marianne Brandon, a clinical psychologist and director of Wellminds Wellbodies in Annapolis, Md.

"There are so many myths in our culture of what other people are doing sexually," Brandon said. "Most people's sex lives are not as exciting as other people think they are."

Fifty members of the Society for Sex Therapy and Research in the U.S. and Canada were surveyed by Corty, an associate professor of psychology at Penn State Erie, The Behrend College, and student Jenay Guardiani. Thirty-four members, or 68 percent, responded, although some said the optimal time depended on the couple.

Corty said he hoped to give an idea of what therapists find to be normal and satisfactory among the couples they see.

"People who read this will say, 'I last five minutes or my partner lasts 8 minutes,' and say, 'That's OK,'" he said. "They will relax a little bit."

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Re: Ha! Take that ladies...
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2008, 03:22:11 PM »
I knew it!
I was right all along.
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Re: Ha! Take that ladies...
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2008, 03:46:38 PM »
You guys are so lame.  Read this:

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If that sounds like good news to you, don't cheer too loudly. The time does not count foreplay,


i could give a shit about the actual in and out - it's all the stuff before hand that matters to a woman.  We have to have time to get ready, or, quite honestly, it hurts.  The in and out is more for the guy's benefit - not all women get anything out of the actual act itself.

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Re: Ha! Take that ladies...
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2008, 03:58:11 PM »
« Last Edit: May 06, 2008, 03:58:45 PM by Hugh Jass »
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Re: Ha! Take that ladies...
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2008, 04:58:24 PM »
You guys are so lame.  Read this:
 

i could give a shit about the actual in and out - it's all the stuff before hand that matters to a woman.  We have to have time to get ready, or, quite honestly, it hurts.  The in and out is more for the guy's benefit - not all women get anything out of the actual act itself.


foreplay should count in the 2 minute total :thumbsup:
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Re: Ha! Take that ladies...
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2008, 06:16:34 PM »
not all women get anything out of the actual act itself.

Yes, we call them porn stars and/or whorish, cheating ex-wives.
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« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2008, 06:28:33 PM »
Yes, we call them porn stars and/or whorish, cheating ex-wives.
bitter?
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Re: Ha! Take that ladies...
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2008, 06:46:34 PM »
The in and out is more for the guy's benefit
Isn't that what really matters?
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« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2008, 10:31:13 PM »
Isn't that what really matters?
speak the truth :rimshot:
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« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2008, 10:42:23 PM »
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Re: Ha! Take that ladies...
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2008, 11:59:48 PM »
Don't you have some housework to do?

http://www.fun-on.com/funny180507a-vacuum_cleaner_vibrator.php
Wonder if that thing will fit on a Dyson...
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Re: Ha! Take that ladies...
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2008, 12:06:11 AM »
Isn't that what really matters?
I guess, if you want to get laid twice a year, maybe.  If a woman knows the foreplay is gonna be fabulous, she'll be ready to go just about any time.  If it's all about the guy, well, I equate that with cleaning baseboards - no fun, but you have to do it every now and then to keep a happy home.

Honest truth, the best sex I EVER had - and it was stellar - was 99% mutual foreplay  :tongue:, and we only actually had intercourse when we were tired and ready to call it a night... or a morning, or an afternoon...  damn, that was awesome.

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Re: Ha! Take that ladies...
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2008, 08:07:03 PM »
I guess, if you want to get laid twice a year, maybe.  If a woman knows the foreplay is gonna be fabulous, she'll be ready to go just about any time.  If it's all about the guy, well, I equate that with cleaning baseboards - no fun, but you have to do it every now and then to keep a happy home.

Honest truth, the best sex I EVER had - and it was stellar - was 99% mutual foreplay  :tongue:, and we only actually had intercourse when we were tired and ready to call it a night... or a morning, or an afternoon...  damn, that was awesome.

I may be way off base here...but I'd be willing to bet $20 that he does not describe that session when describing the best sex he's ever had. Not that it is bad at all...but certainly not the best for us guys.
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Re: Ha! Take that ladies...
« Reply #13 on: May 08, 2008, 10:46:20 PM »
I may be way off base here...but I'd be willing to bet $20 that he does not describe that session when describing the best sex he's ever had. Not that it is bad at all...but certainly not the best for us guys.
You lose.  Put the $20 in the mail.  I'll have an email from him tomorrow telling you exactly that.  He will tell anyone who asks that it was the best sex he ever had.  The man was a foreplay GOD.  He also prefers to give as much as he prefers to receive, and that is the way to a woman's... uh, heart - and straight into her bed.  And since he made MY earth move, I was MORE than happy to reciprocate.

I'm not saying that we never had intercourse during foreplay - just not all the way to the end - we'd start and stop and start and stop and change rooms and change furniture... it was about more than just the climax. 
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« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2008, 02:37:08 PM »
Shall i Wench?
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« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2008, 03:36:04 PM »
Shall i Wench?

Just take the $20 and get a room. I think we've heard enough.
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« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2008, 04:01:34 PM »
You lose.  Put the $20 in the mail.  I'll have an email from him tomorrow telling you exactly that.  He will tell anyone who asks that it was the best sex he ever had.  The man was a foreplay GOD.  He also prefers to give as much as he prefers to receive, and that is the way to a woman's... uh, heart - and straight into her bed.  And since he made MY earth move, I was MORE than happy to reciprocate.

I'm not saying that we never had intercourse during foreplay - just not all the way to the end - we'd start and stop and start and stop and change rooms and change furniture... it was about more than just the climax. 
Where was your husband during all this?  Does he know about it?
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Re: Ha! Take that ladies...
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2008, 04:12:18 PM »
Where was your husband during all this?  Does he know about it?

 :rofl: :clap:
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« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2008, 04:15:33 PM »
Where was your husband during all this?  Does he know about it?
Awkwarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd.
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Re: Ha! Take that ladies...
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2008, 09:02:21 PM »
This was WAY before hubby came along.  He rocks my world in a very different but still VERY happy way way and I have NO complaints. So leave him out of this. 

MSW, let it go - they would never believe you anyway.
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