"Hey Paaawwwwl, have you hear'd about them fake tickets them barners done foto-chopped? Them words ain't even in our fight song. They're desperate. First, they done tried to smear Richardson with those fake pitchers an now they tryin' to brang grits into it. I ain't never hear'd of no "pluckin' grits", have yew Paaaawwwl? I've worked at the Waffle House for 3 years now and I know for a fact that they ain't no such a thang as "pluckin' grits". Would you agree that this is another Lee county attempt to deflect attention away from the hammer that's fixin' to fall on them cheaters? I'll hang up an lissen, Paaaawwwwl."