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Official Bag Man Thread

Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2011, 03:31:19 PM »
Finebaum's pissed. 

I love it. 
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2011, 03:32:25 PM »
I'm the bagman
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2011, 03:32:57 PM »
Finebaum's pissed. 

I love it.

Finebaum isn't pissed.  he knew beforehand how all this would go down.  He's playing the game.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2011, 03:34:19 PM »
I paid Cam Newton's father.  I gave him $180,000 in pennies, standing on the 50 yard line of Jordan Hare Stadium, while Cam was circling around us in a scooter.


Chizik was blowing me.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2011, 03:36:25 PM »
I paid Cam Newton's father.  I gave him $180,000 in pennies, standing on the 50 yard line of Jordan Hare Stadium, while Cam was circling around us in a scooter.


Chizik was blowing me.

Quit lying.

You were blowing Chizik.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #25 on: August 17, 2011, 03:37:09 PM »
Is this the bagman?


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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #26 on: August 17, 2011, 03:37:43 PM »
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #27 on: August 17, 2011, 03:38:19 PM »
So now Sheridan is just being a nice guy.

"If you knew how many families would be ruined by me naming the name...."

Fuck him.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #28 on: August 17, 2011, 03:38:50 PM »
First caller ripped his ass a new one. WOW!!!!
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #29 on: August 17, 2011, 03:39:18 PM »
Yep.  Steve is a good man.  I'll even allow him to say Roll Tide one good time if he wants to.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #30 on: August 17, 2011, 03:39:39 PM »
Now he says he never said he would name the bag man...

Also, he won't comment on the NCAA investigation in Auburn.

He never said he would say it for sure.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #31 on: August 17, 2011, 03:44:29 PM »
Okay, he's talking about the witness...the witness is known to the NCAA but if he doesn't come forward the NCAA has no case.  Yeah...duh.  But the question is how do they know someone is a witness in the first place if he never came forward?  Danny can't keep his backtracking straight.


Now, Finebaum is trying to spin it that there's more than just Cam going on.  BWAAAAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #32 on: August 17, 2011, 03:47:03 PM »
I love how Sheridan refers to the NCAA like they're the Borg.  One collective mind who speaks to Sheridan all its secrets.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #33 on: August 17, 2011, 03:47:20 PM »
Now Sheridan is Woodward and Bernstein. 

He's upholding the high standards of professional journalism.  He's a crusader. 

He really, seriously doesn't know shit.  Not a single fucking thing.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #34 on: August 17, 2011, 03:47:50 PM »
The bag man is really
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #35 on: August 17, 2011, 03:48:21 PM »
"Send the money to Paul!"

It's a fucking Ponzi scheme!
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #36 on: August 17, 2011, 03:48:36 PM »
First caller ripped his ass a new one. WOW!!!!
Fa show!

I feel like we just won the National Championship all over again.

This thing is officially dead. Bammers officially pathetic and foolish.

The bell is ringing. Call the fight.

It's over.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #37 on: August 17, 2011, 03:49:57 PM »
Fa show!

I feel like we just won the National Championship all over again.

This thing is officially dead. Bammers officially pathetic and foolish.

The bell is ringing. Call the fight.

It's over.

I'm ready for some football.
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #38 on: August 17, 2011, 03:54:22 PM »
Here's the thing.  IF any of this is not made up and there is a "witness"...don't you think someone on the inside has already gotten to him and assured he keeps his mouth shut?
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Re: Official Bag Man Thread
« Reply #39 on: August 17, 2011, 03:56:23 PM »
Twitters getting started.

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DanWetzel Dan Wetzel
Danny Sheridan should apologize to Cam Newton. This is absurd and it's not fair to the player

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PMARSHONAU Phillip Marshall
If Danny Sheridan has the name and he knows it's accurate, why would he be sued?

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ClayTravisBGID Clay Travis
Danny Sheridan won't give up the name on @Finebaum for fear of being sued. Crap. If you tell the truth, there is no basis for suit.

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SPORTSbyBROOKS SPORTSbyBROOKS
*off to the beach*

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JHokanson Justin Hokanson
Danny Sheridan "didn't realize" that claiming on national radio he knew of a bagman in the Cam Newton saga would cause a stir? Good grief.

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JHokanson Justin Hokanson
RT @willcollier: Sheridan, '95: 'My NCAA sources say slap on the wrist for bama'. They got major probation. Guy has always been a fraud.

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This Finebaum segment is a folding chair across the chops away from WWE.
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