Ladies & Gentlemen...The "10"

Kaos · « **Reply #20 on:** August 16, 2011, 11:56:50 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 16, 2011, 10:53:16 PM

Let's do em man! We'll do the whole fucking village!!

Oh I know where a big bone is buried that those fucks hope never ever sees the light of day.

Maybe it will. Just a matter of time.

The Prowler · « **Reply #21 on:** August 17, 2011, 12:34:41 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 16, 2011, 11:56:50 PM

Oh I know where a big bone is buried that those fucks hope never ever sees the light of day.

Maybe it will. Just a matter of time.

Do you have a name? Maybe we should do a lie detector test on you.

Kaos · « **Reply #22 on:** August 17, 2011, 12:45:12 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on August 17, 2011, 12:34:41 AM

Do you have a name? Maybe we should do a lie detector test on you.

Yeah. I got a name.

Anybody want to bet me seven figures I got a name?

I know shit, dammit.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 17, 2011, 11:22:28 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on August 16, 2011, 06:08:20 PM

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• Abortion: In one instance, Shapiro described taking a player to the Pink Pony strip club and paying for a dancer to engage in sex with the athlete. In the ensuing weeks, Shapiro said the dancer called one of his security providers and informed him that the player had gotten her pregnant during the incident. Shapiro said he gave the dancer $500 to have an abortion performed, without notifying the player of the incident.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #24 on:** August 17, 2011, 11:29:29 AM »

You can get an abortion for $500? Who knew?

AUChizad · « **Reply #25 on:** August 17, 2011, 11:40:29 AM »

Of all of these players that were explicitly named, none of them ended up at Auburn. Several players ended up at UF, UGA, & LSU.

Suddenly, the logic "Well if they were offered these things at one school, and then went to play for another school, obviously they were getting even more from the school they signed with", does not apply to fans of those schools. Except for Cam. It still counts for him.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #26 on:** August 17, 2011, 11:42:48 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on August 17, 2011, 11:40:29 AM

Of all of these players that were explicitly named, none of them ended up at Auburn. Several players ended up at UF, UGA, & LSU.

Suddenly, the logic "Well if they were offered these things at one school, and then went to play for another school, obviously they were getting even more from the school they signed with", does not apply to fans of those schools. Except for Cam. It still counts for him.

Don't get in a tizzy over this. It's National Bag Day. Be happy.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #27 on:** August 17, 2011, 11:51:53 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on August 17, 2011, 11:40:29 AM

Of all of these players that were explicitly named, none of them ended up at Auburn. Several players ended up at UF, UGA, & LSU.

Suddenly, the logic "Well if they were offered these things at one school, and then went to play for another school, obviously they were getting even more from the school they signed with", does not apply to fans of those schools. Except for Cam. It still counts for him.

Chizad....... haters gonna hate.

MarkChand · « **Reply #28 on:** August 17, 2011, 12:19:55 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 17, 2011, 11:42:48 AM

Don't get in a tizzy over this. It's National Bag Day. Be happy.

National Bag Day should really be tomorrow after DS drops the hammer on us. A bag will forever be a part of my Auburn gear after today's bombshell announcement. FML

Prevail & Ride have nothing to worry about based on my paint skillz..

Kaos · « **Reply #29 on:** August 17, 2011, 12:43:31 PM »

Luther Campbell says "this dude in jail for stealing people money. He lying. This done been investigated for four years. It's a witch hunt."

DnATL · « **Reply #30 on:** August 17, 2011, 12:47:49 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 17, 2011, 12:43:31 PM

Luther Campbell says "this dude in jail for stealing people money. He lying. This done been investigated for four years. It's a witch hunt."

fo and fo, shapiro a lyin ho......

Saniflush · « **Reply #31 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:00:05 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 17, 2011, 12:43:31 PM

Luther Campbell says "this dude in jail for stealing people money. He lying. This done been investigated for four years. It's a witch hunt."

I just heard that and had to cut it off before I lost anymore IQ points.

AUChizad · « **Reply #32 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:25:25 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 17, 2011, 12:43:31 PM

Luther Campbell says "this dude in jail for stealing people money. He lying. This done been investigated for four years. It's a witch hunt."

Everyone here knows who Luther Campbell is, right?

Just checking.

AUChizad · « **Reply #33 on:** August 17, 2011, 01:26:36 PM »

Quote from: DnATL on August 17, 2011, 12:47:49 PM

fo and fo, shapiro a lyin ho......

To be released soon.

Lemme hear ya say Fuck...Shapiro...Fuck Fuck Sha-pi-ro
"Fuck...Shapiro...Fuck Fuck Sha-pi-ro"

AUChizad · « **Reply #34 on:** August 17, 2011, 02:26:04 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on August 17, 2011, 01:26:36 PM

To be released soon.

Lemme hear ya say Fuck...Shapiro...Fuck Fuck Sha-pi-ro
"Fuck...Shapiro...Fuck Fuck Sha-pi-ro"

By the way, @unclelukereal1 is trending on Twitter right now.

And his most recent tweet is retweeting that joke from me. And then responding to me.

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@AUChizad yes I'm going to perform my new song tonight at liv

No idea what "liv" is.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #35 on:** August 17, 2011, 02:32:59 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on August 17, 2011, 02:26:04 PM

By the way, @unclelukereal1 is trending on Twitter right now.

And his most recent tweet is retweeting that joke from me. And then responding to me.

No idea what "liv" is.

I heard UATCompliance is on Twitter now... Lol

Kaos · « **Reply #36 on:** August 17, 2011, 03:49:45 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on August 17, 2011, 02:26:04 PM

No idea what "liv" is.

The strip club he allegedly owns but today denied having any ownership of.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #37 on:** August 17, 2011, 03:50:23 PM »

Like a G6

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #38 on:** August 17, 2011, 04:30:22 PM »

Somebody say heyyyyyyy, we want Shapiro

The Prowler · « **Reply #39 on:** August 17, 2011, 07:43:39 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on August 17, 2011, 02:32:59 PM

I heard UATCompliance is on Twitter now... Lol

They are...and they're fucking hilarious.