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Reverand Al breaks it down...
« on: August 12, 2011, 10:20:22 AM »
So we can all understand.

http://www.youtube.com/v/2CifYWxJXaI
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Re: Reverand Al breaks it down...
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2011, 10:23:46 AM »
Holy shit!  He gone full tard.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Reverand Al breaks it down...
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2011, 10:26:14 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 12, 2011, 10:23:46 AM
Holy UAT!  He gone full tard.

He's ready to be committed... 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Reverand Al breaks it down...
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2011, 11:08:02 AM »
When you don't use teleprompters, you can just ad lib it.  Speaking from the heart produces powerful phrases that hit deep.  Like:

Whut wrong wit da' beer we got now?  It drank pretty good, don't it?
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Re: Reverand Al breaks it down...
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2011, 12:59:05 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on August 12, 2011, 10:20:22 AM
So we can all understand.
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"Resist we much!"

I can't watch that without chortling; of course the teleprompter is obviously a blatant racist.
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Re: Reverand Al breaks it down...
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2011, 01:16:35 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 12, 2011, 11:08:02 AM
When you don't use teleprompters, you can just ad lib it.  Speaking from the heart produces powerful phrases that hit deep.  Like:

Whut wrong wit da' beer we got now?  It drank pretty good, don't it?

It all taste purtty goot!

Quote from: Tarheel on August 12, 2011, 12:59:05 PM

"Resist we much!"

I can't watch that without chortling; of course the teleprompter is obviously a blatant racist.

Well, to what do we own this visit?  Where the fuck have you been?
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Re: Reverand Al breaks it down...
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2011, 01:19:12 PM »
How has Darwin not taken this guy out of society by now?
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Re: Reverand Al breaks it down...
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2011, 01:23:52 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on August 12, 2011, 12:59:05 PM

"Resist we much!"

I can't watch that without chortling; of course the teleprompter is obviously a blatant racist.

Where in the holy fuck have you been?  And why did you choose a Reverend Al thread in which to make your triumphant return?
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2011, 01:24:40 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on August 12, 2011, 01:23:52 PM
Where in the holy fuck have you been?  And why did you choose a Reverend Al thread in which to make your triumphant return?

Was wondering that myself. Welcome back...again TH.
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2011, 01:59:42 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on August 12, 2011, 01:23:52 PM
Where in the holy Godfather have you been? And why did you choose a Reverend Al thread in which to make your triumphant return?

Well; it was at the top of the list so I chose it by default.

Besides, I enjoy a great laugh at the expense of the buffoonish Reverend Sharpton.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Re: Reverand Al breaks it down...
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2011, 02:07:16 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on August 12, 2011, 01:16:35 PM
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Well, to what do we own this visit?  Where the Godfather have you been?

Quote from: Vandy Vol on August 12, 2011, 01:23:52 PM
Where in the holy Godfather have you been?
...

Quote from: GH2001 on August 12, 2011, 01:24:40 PM
Was wondering that myself. Welcome back...again TH.

Well, thanks for the welcome back and glad that I was missed.  I've been up to my eyeballs with work and an overly-busy 'social calendar' as some like to refer to it (GarMan and Sani, etc.) the past few months.  GarMan kept telling me that I was missing all the fun so I thought that I'd stick my toe in again.

I have missed my virtual friendships with virtual friends...
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
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The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
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The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Re: Reverand Al breaks it down...
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2011, 02:26:24 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on August 12, 2011, 02:07:16 PM
. . . an overly-busy 'social calendar' . . .

Is this code for "blowing lots of dudes under bridges?"

Because I'm the only mother fucker allowed to blow dudes under bridges.  Stop encroaching on my territory.
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« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2011, 02:58:07 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on August 12, 2011, 02:26:24 PM
Is this code for "blowing lots of dudes under bridges?"

Because I'm the only mother Godfatherer allowed to blow dudes under bridges.  Stop encroaching on my territory.

Not hardly.

I thought that was AWK's territory?  Under the bridge I mean...
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2011, 04:47:05 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on August 12, 2011, 02:58:07 PM
Not hardly.

I thought that was AWK's territory?  Under the bridge I mean...

He retired from the bridge-fellatio line of work.  He found that Wal-Mart parking lots are more lucrative.
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