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Jonathan55

Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« on: August 15, 2011, 03:43:27 AM »
Aromatherapy: In this style one or more scented plant oils are used depending on the specific needs of the client. The therapist has a wide array of oils to choose from that are relaxing, stress-reducing, and energizing. The most common type of oil which is used in aromatherapies is lavender. This type of massage therapy is perfect for people residing in big US cities like Wellington and Lake Worth as they have to go through regular work and personal life pressures.
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« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2011, 06:30:56 AM »
I'm only doing if Jim says it's ok.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2011, 08:05:36 AM »
How much for a happy ending?
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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2011, 08:52:07 AM »
What do we get for $10?
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« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2011, 09:25:06 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 15, 2011, 08:52:07 AM
What do we get for $10?

Fucky Sucky Fi Dolla
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« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2011, 09:59:59 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 15, 2011, 09:25:06 AM
Fucky Sucky Fi Dolla

She say soul brotha too beaucoup.
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« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2011, 10:41:11 AM »
Welcome Jonathan. Go fuck yourself!   

Now, tell us more about teh aromas that "the therapist" has available.
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« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2011, 12:04:34 PM »
I prefer the soothing aroma of Thai Green Tea when I'm getting a Rub-n-Tug
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« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2011, 12:12:36 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 15, 2011, 08:52:07 AM
What do we get for $10?
Anything you want.
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« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2011, 12:23:00 PM »
Are there any aromatherapies that will mask the smell of dried semen and mustard?
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« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2011, 12:43:44 PM »
I don't want aromatherapy.  I want one of your "therapists" to go ass to mouth in the heat of the moment.

How much for ass to mouth?
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« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2011, 02:08:31 PM »
Quote from: AWK on August 15, 2011, 12:23:00 PM
Are there any aromatherapies that will mask the smell of dried semen and mustard?

Kinkyyyy. Sign here.
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« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2011, 02:19:20 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on August 15, 2011, 02:08:31 PM
Kinkyyyy. Sign here.

You said rape twice.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2011, 02:22:33 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 15, 2011, 02:19:20 PM
You said rape twice.

What's that in your mouth.

Nuffum

Nuffum, huh?  Chewing gum in line?
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« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2011, 05:10:22 PM »
I killed a man for aromatherapy...once.
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« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2011, 10:40:09 PM »
Do AromaTheRapists give unwanted Dirty Sanchezes?
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« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2011, 10:44:16 PM »
Quote from: DnATL on August 15, 2011, 10:40:09 PM
Do AromaTheRapists give unwanted Dirty Sanchezes?

Why would any Dirty Sanchez be an "unwanted Dirty Sanchez?"  Isn't that an oxymoron?
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« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2011, 07:57:39 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on August 15, 2011, 10:44:16 PM
Why would any Dirty Sanchez be an "unwanted Dirty Sanchez?"  Isn't that an oxymoron?
Because sometimes AWK doesn't want you to give him a shitstache?   Or, are we talking about immigration reform again?
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« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2011, 12:01:53 PM »
Quote from: DnATL on August 16, 2011, 07:57:39 PM
Because sometimes AWK doesn't want you to give him a shitstache?   Or, are we talking about immigration reform again?

There's nothing more that AWK wants than a shitstache.

Well...except maybe an Alabama hot pocket.  But that's too heterosexual for him.
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