Worst player names, ever

[Kaos]

What gets into people's heads?

I'm looking through some high school rosters for a couple of teams and I run across these beauties:

E'Bay Smith
Chancellor Grass
Quezzie Wildman
Aleejah Storey
Tensel Steele
Ja'tararrious Hill
Kar'rie Guyton
Jocalarious Sprewell
Marqueeze Windham
Jusirious Caldwell

 
 

[Townhallsavoy]

Some names on my roll this year:

Furrevva
Morningdove
M'Oregon (pronounced - Ma Oregon)

[Buzz Killington]

Furrevva

I'm gon love you Furrevva, boo.

[Kaos]

I'm gon love you Furrevva, boo.

Jusirious?

[Vandy Vol]

Jusirious?

No, I'm not.  Jusirious?

[JR4AU]

What gets into people's heads?

I'm looking through some high school rosters for a couple of teams and I run across these beauties:

E'Bay Smith
Chancellor Grass
Quezzie Wildman
Aleejah Storey
Tensel Steele
Ja'tararrious Hill
Kar'rie Guyton
Jocalarious Sprewell
Marqueeze Windham
Jusirious Caldwell

 

Just on my roster this year:

Rasheed, Detraios, Raheem, Ishmael, Quan, Deon, Vendrick. 

Plus two that I only know by: Snoop, and High Top.

[Townhallsavoy]

Jusirious?

That has to be someone's name somewhere. 

[Snaggletiger]

These just roll off the tongue

[JR4AU]

These just roll off the tongue

[The Prowler]

Those names aren't that crazy, these are absolutely LUDACRIS....

Robert
Tom
Jeff
Steven
Shane
Josh
Toby
Kyle
Kevin
Bob
Richard
David
Isiah
Michael
Kerry
George
Harold
Frank
Allison
Jason

[wesfau2]

I watched a 3 minute video clip of a recent scrimmage and I swear I saw a kid named "Finkelstein" (number 40? maybe?) running the ball.

Also saw Quan Bray, Mike Blakely and Corey Grant running well.

[Snaggletiger]

I watched a 3 minute video clip of a recent scrimmage and I swear I saw a kid named "Finkelstein" (number 40? maybe?) running the ball.

Also saw Quan Bray, Mike Blakely and Corey Grant running well.

That's Phil Finklestein's boy.  A little slow but a real go getter.