Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  1. Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  2. The Library
  3. Haley Center Basement
  4. Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types

  • 18 Replies
  • 2179 Views

Jonathan55

Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« on: August 15, 2011, 03:43:27 AM »
Aromatherapy: In this style one or more scented plant oils are used depending on the specific needs of the client. The therapist has a wide array of oils to choose from that are relaxing, stress-reducing, and energizing. The most common type of oil which is used in aromatherapies is lavender. This type of massage therapy is perfect for people residing in big US cities like Wellington and Lake Worth as they have to go through regular work and personal life pressures.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2011, 06:30:56 AM »
I'm only doing if Jim says it's ok.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

AUJarhead

  • ****
  • 7958
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2011, 08:05:36 AM »
How much for a happy ending?
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Buzz Killington

  • *
  • 22899
  • Bofa
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2011, 08:52:07 AM »
What do we get for $10?
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44623
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2011, 09:25:06 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 15, 2011, 08:52:07 AM
What do we get for $10?

Fucky Sucky Fi Dolla
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

wesfau2

  • ***
  • 13918
  • I love it when you call me Big Poppa
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2011, 09:59:59 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 15, 2011, 09:25:06 AM
Fucky Sucky Fi Dolla

She say soul brotha too beaucoup.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

AUTiger1

  • ****
  • 9872
  • Eat a Peach
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2011, 10:41:11 AM »
Welcome Jonathan. Go fuck yourself!   

Now, tell us more about teh aromas that "the therapist" has available.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

MarkChand

  • ***
  • 407
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2011, 12:04:34 PM »
I prefer the soothing aroma of Thai Green Tea when I'm getting a Rub-n-Tug
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Jumbo

  • Assistant Pledge Master
  • ***
  • 10862
  • I live on the corner of Epic & Bananas.
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2011, 12:12:36 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 15, 2011, 08:52:07 AM
What do we get for $10?
Anything you want.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
You'll never shine if you don't glow.

AWK

  • Caller of the "Taint"
  • ***
  • 8190
  • Damn Right.
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2011, 12:23:00 PM »
Are there any aromatherapies that will mask the smell of dried semen and mustard?
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

Vandy Vol

  • ***
  • 3637
  • Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2011, 12:43:44 PM »
I don't want aromatherapy.  I want one of your "therapists" to go ass to mouth in the heat of the moment.

How much for ass to mouth?
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

AUJarhead

  • ****
  • 7958
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2011, 02:08:31 PM »
Quote from: AWK on August 15, 2011, 12:23:00 PM
Are there any aromatherapies that will mask the smell of dried semen and mustard?

Kinkyyyy. Sign here.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2011, 02:19:20 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on August 15, 2011, 02:08:31 PM
Kinkyyyy. Sign here.

You said rape twice.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Snaggletiger

  • *
  • 44623
  • My Fighting Pearls
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2011, 02:22:33 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 15, 2011, 02:19:20 PM
You said rape twice.

What's that in your mouth.

Nuffum

Nuffum, huh?  Chewing gum in line?
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

AWK

  • Caller of the "Taint"
  • ***
  • 8190
  • Damn Right.
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2011, 05:10:22 PM »
I killed a man for aromatherapy...once.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

DnATL

  • ***
  • 2242
  • Xcrement talker
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2011, 10:40:09 PM »
Do AromaTheRapists give unwanted Dirty Sanchezes?
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Vandy Vol

  • ***
  • 3637
  • Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2011, 10:44:16 PM »
Quote from: DnATL on August 15, 2011, 10:40:09 PM
Do AromaTheRapists give unwanted Dirty Sanchezes?

Why would any Dirty Sanchez be an "unwanted Dirty Sanchez?"  Isn't that an oxymoron?
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

DnATL

  • ***
  • 2242
  • Xcrement talker
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2011, 07:57:39 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on August 15, 2011, 10:44:16 PM
Why would any Dirty Sanchez be an "unwanted Dirty Sanchez?"  Isn't that an oxymoron?
Because sometimes AWK doesn't want you to give him a shitstache?   Or, are we talking about immigration reform again?
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Vandy Vol

  • ***
  • 3637
  • Bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks.
Re: Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2011, 12:01:53 PM »
Quote from: DnATL on August 16, 2011, 07:57:39 PM
Because sometimes AWK doesn't want you to give him a shitstache?   Or, are we talking about immigration reform again?

There's nothing more that AWK wants than a shitstache.

Well...except maybe an Alabama hot pocket.  But that's too heterosexual for him.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
  1. Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  2. The Library
  3. Haley Center Basement
  4. Massage Therapy - Most Popular Types