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Sigh...Here Comes Danny

Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« on: August 14, 2011, 12:35:19 PM »
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I've been told the name of the person the NCAA feels allegedly paid Cecil Newton & where witness is. more when on @finebaum this week.

"The name is Seymore Butts, and the witness is living in Fordlandia."
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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2011, 02:20:56 PM »
"The name is Seymore Butts, and the witness is living in Fordlandia."

 :taunt:

"feels"
"allegedly"
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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2011, 02:29:59 PM »
:taunt:

"feels"
"allegedly"

Exactly.  Sheridan has given himself so many outs in this it's mind boggling.  "I HOPE to have the name of the bag man, and if I get it, I MAY or MAY NOT reveal it."  Now he has a name the NCAA FEELS is the guy that made the payment?  The NCAA works off feelings?  Hunches?  Guesses?  And a witness?  To what?  Has a money trail been uncovered, or are they going to go with: "We feel it was this guy that delivered untraceable money cards"?    We have no evidence, just a gut feeling, so it's hammer time!
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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2011, 02:57:53 PM »
This guy has to be closely related to Prowler. Wasn't he supposed to name names or some shit last week, then mysteriously couldn't be on the PF show? I guarantee you this will be a rehash of the same shit he spewed the other week, with no kind of specifics given. It will be a conspiracy with an * thrown in to explain the whole situation away when it never materializes.
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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2011, 03:37:58 PM »
No doubt in my mind Sheridan tells Finebaum the name off the air.  Finebaum goes on the air and acts like it isn't a surprise.

Of course, Sheridan gives a detailed explanation of why they shouldn't reveal the name because it would hamper the NCAA process. 

This keeps the topic in the spotlight into the season. 

My guess is that Sheridan knows the NCAA won't come out to explicitly close the Cam Newton case, so he can milk this for a long, long time. 
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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2011, 07:24:30 PM »
No doubt in my mind Sheridan tells Finebaum the name off the air.  Finebaum goes on the air and acts like it isn't a surprise.

Of course, Sheridan gives a detailed explanation of why they shouldn't reveal the name because it would hamper the NCAA process. 

This keeps the topic in the spotlight into the season. 

My guess is that Sheridan knows the NCAA won't come out to explicitly close the Cam Newton case, so he can milk this for a long, long time.

^^^This
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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2011, 01:26:17 PM »
Supposedly he will be making this grand revelation on Finebaum on Wednesday.

The same day Geno Smith will decide between Auburn & Alabama.

Coincidence? Sounds good for Auburn.
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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2011, 01:30:41 PM »
Supposedly he will be making this grand revelation on Finebaum on Wednesday.

The same day Geno Smith will decide between Auburn & Alabama.

Coincidence? Sounds good for Auburn.

So, now you're saying Geno Smith is the bag man?

Somebody needs to sucker punch Sheridan in his nutt sac.
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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2011, 01:35:43 PM »
Danny boy ain't naming anyone because I would think he'd understand the ramifications of a slander suit being slapped on his non-oddsmakin' ass.
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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2011, 01:37:11 PM »
Danny boy ain't naming anyone because I would think he'd understand the ramifications of a slander suit being slapped on his non-oddsmakin' ass.

What would the odds be on that?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2011, 01:38:42 PM »
What would the odds be on that?

Pretty dang good.  I'd lay 7 figures on it.
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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2011, 01:59:33 PM »
I have gotten no less than seven text messages (one from a freaking Gamecock of all things) today telling me to watch out for Sheridan this week on Finebaum....that it's all come crashing down with the bagman revelation.

   :hammer:

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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2011, 02:15:12 PM »
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2011/8/15/2364399/a-word-from-lt-wardogeagle#storyjump


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Danny, I'm not going to say anything about what you plan to do on Wednesday. I'm not. It's a big life, and certainly wide enough for everyone to get along. I'm not saying we'll ever even run into each other ever again. I'm not saying you'll run into a Labrador packed with C4, all smiles and wagging tail and thousands upon thousands of pounds of concealed destructive hell packed into its very body, sometime in the next 48 hours if you don't agree not to go on and say lies about Auburn university. I'm a dog. I can't even talk, let alone predict a painful and abrupt ending to your life. None of this could possibly be happening.

So I ask you to just remember this little fictional detail. Kuwait. 1991.

Star-divide

An American oddsmaker down on his luck and millions of dollars in debt has fled Vegas to serve a little time as the private sports gambler and consultant for a Kuwaiti sheikh with too much money and a case of diabetes so bad he can't think without an IV of liquid Kit Kat flowing into his veins. The American starts to skim a little off the top, no? Who would notice, right? So much money just lying around the place it's like the piles could cover the dead Indonesian servants the Sheikh's deranged son just left all over the place. After a while, it only seemed fair to take what was not yours, per se, but what was certainly not his, right?

So he's in trouble when, during a moment of insulin-fed clarity, the old sheikh realizes you've been stealing from the till. And it just so happens that like many gamblers, your luck hits at the right time and Saddam Hussein rolls 182 shitty old Russian tanks into Kuwait and sends the old fatling scurrying like a panicked, bearded sea cucumber rolling into exile, but not before he's about to load you up at the airport to torture you in the basement of his French chateau when--well, what do we have here? Who knew the SEALs had already secured the airport? Besides the SEALs, of course. We always know.

I'm not saying a lot of things. Again, I wasn't officially there. I don't know about things like a crying mustachioed little shadow of a man, a glorified confidence man and pickpocket on the run, sprinting away from his captors and yelling about how he was American and caught in the middle. I don't know about two Kuwaiti bodyguards who thought it was a good idea to reach in their pockets and shoot after you, but i do know that flying attack dogs don't just come out of nowhere, Danny Sheridan. Bloody pawprints don't just appear places. Someone puts them there with someone's blood, Danny. Blood that was spilled for them in someone else's name, most likely, when someone got careless and needed a shovel to get them out of a hole they'd dug for themselves without noticing the dirt piling up around their head, Danny.

So you just go on the radio and say what you like, Danny. Don't think about things that didn't happen, like the smell of a man who crapped himself from fear on a scorching tarmac somewhere on the Arabian peninsula, or the figure of a dog trotting away from two dead Kuwaiti thugs like the very notion of freedom receding away from you and into the night. Don't think about any of those things, Danny. You don't do that, and I won't think about the two bullets I took in Kuwait for a two-bit shyster not worth the fur on my dog-taint because he happened to hold the same passport as me.

Yours in freedom,

Lt. WarDogEagle

ps. Your point spreads are crap.
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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2011, 02:24:50 PM »
SHIT JUST GOT REAL!!!

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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2011, 02:32:24 PM »
He said 'taint".  Uuuhh huh huh...Uuuuhhh huh huh huh
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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2011, 03:13:45 PM »
I really didn't understand any of that. 

Is Danny going to fall up the stairs? 
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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2011, 03:22:19 PM »
I really didn't understand any of that. 

Is Danny going to fall up the stairs?

You have to be a regular EDSBS'er to understand it - but they are basically saying DS is full of shit all the way to his eyeballs.
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Re: Sigh...Here Comes Danny
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2011, 03:23:37 PM »
Nothing has changed from what you saw yesterday, Kaos. 

He's just set a time is all.  Why a few days in the week?  I'm sure there's many reasons.  Gregg Doyle already has knocked on him earlier today pointing out that he's not going to prove anything and this is starting to make Danny, BAMA and the NCAA look bad.

He's been ridiculed even still, more than anything.  All the while still posting solicitaions, or offers to give odds on different things.  You know.... Cause he's not an oddsmaker.

This has potential to be a major crash and burn event for someone, but it won't have anything to do with anyone in orange and blue.
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