Finebaum Friday...

Kaos · « **on:** August 10, 2011, 03:42:46 PM »

Said Friday would be interesting. Bama twits took it to mean "hammer"

Today he reveals that ESPN will be in studio filming for documentary. Callers may get to be on the documentary if they make the cut.

Oh. Dear. God.

This is the worst.

The Prowler · « **Reply #1 on:** August 10, 2011, 03:50:15 PM »

This means ESPN will be there for the hammering.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #2 on:** August 10, 2011, 04:14:31 PM »

It means ESPN got the scoop and wants to make a documentary on the Auburn callers' reactions to the news of the hammer dropping.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #3 on:** August 10, 2011, 04:23:12 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on August 10, 2011, 04:14:31 PM

It means ESPN got the scoop and wants to make a documentary on the Auburn callers' reactions to the news of the hammer dropping.

Finebaum will wear a Thor outfit and have an NCAA rep in studio as Danny Sheridan pops out from behind a curtain with the infamous bag man.

Then, they will pan to a close up of Cam grinning ear to ear while wearing a Bama cap and huge $ chain as he says, "You got punked, bitch."

Parting shot of Legend spoozing all over himself in the corner.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #4 on:** August 10, 2011, 04:23:36 PM »

I read somwhere else that he is moving to Yahoo radio from jox and that most of his shit will be (hammer talk and such) but you must listen to me at my new place to get the full details.

I don't listen to him-nor would I.

JR4AU · « **Reply #5 on:** August 10, 2011, 04:25:46 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 10, 2011, 04:23:12 PM

Finebaum will wear a Thor outfit and have an NCAA rep in studio as Danny Sheridan pops out from behind a curtain with the infamous bag man.

Then, they will pan to a close up of Cam grinning ear to ear while wearing a Bama cap and huge $ chain as he says, "You got punked, bitch."

Parting shot of Legend spoozing all over himself in the corner.

Shane, not to miss the big event, is in studio, and laughs so hard he coughs up a lung. A tumor gets hung in his throat and he chokes and dies on air.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #6 on:** August 10, 2011, 04:50:30 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on August 10, 2011, 04:25:46 PM

Shane, not to miss the big event, is in studio, and laughs so hard he coughs up a lung. A tumor gets hung in his throat and he chokes and dies on air.

ok, I'll listen this one time.

AUChizad · « **Reply #7 on:** August 10, 2011, 06:54:35 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 10, 2011, 04:50:30 PM

ok, I'll listen this one time.

I lol'ed pretty hard at this.

djsimp · « **Reply #8 on:** August 11, 2011, 08:50:50 AM »

Quote from: JR4AU on August 10, 2011, 04:25:46 PM

Shane, not to miss the big event, is in studio, and laughs so hard he coughs up a lung. A tumor gets hung in his throat and he chokes and dies on air.

This will end up being PPV.

The Six · « **Reply #9 on:** August 11, 2011, 10:46:27 AM »

Kristi Malzhan calls BS on this via Twitter with one of the daughters.

Daughter: kmalz002 Kenzie Malzahn
Listening to finebaum always upsets me. "Let's be real"... Okay, we were the national champions. #realtalk

Mom's response:
@kmalz002 seriously....its for ratings. Don't listen ... #weknowtruth

Suck it, PFRN.

Kaos · « **Reply #10 on:** August 11, 2011, 10:47:20 AM »

Quote from: J. Newcastle on August 11, 2011, 10:46:27 AM

Kristi Malzhan calls BS on this via Twitter with one of the daughters.

Daughter: kmalz002 Kenzie Malzahn
Listening to finebaum always upsets me. "Let's be real"... Okay, we were the national champions. #realtalk

Mom's response:
@kmalz002 seriously....its for ratings. Don't listen ... #weknowtruth

Suck it, PFRN.

I need an interpreter.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #11 on:** August 11, 2011, 10:55:20 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 11, 2011, 10:47:20 AM

I need an interpreter.

Gus' daughter says she can't listen to Finebaum...yet she does. Obviously she is stricken with the same disease as the majority of this board. Undoubtedly one of Finebaum's famous quotes is "let's be real" and she made a funny by stating that we were the national champions. Then, she followed it with a Twitter hashtag (#realtalk) to mean that this was the truf.

Then, Mom responds to her Tweet by telling her daughter that she really shouldn't listen to that garbage. Pauly is only there for ratings. Then, she follows that up with a Twitter hashtag of her own to state that she, her husband and daughter know the real truth (#weknowtruth). Probably not the best choice for a hashtag, but it gets the point across.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #12 on:** August 11, 2011, 11:20:07 AM »

Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...

Kaos · « **Reply #13 on:** August 11, 2011, 11:28:37 AM »

What is a "hashtag"? What meaning does it have? Can I search for hash?

Why do that instead of just saying it?

Tweeter = dum

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** August 11, 2011, 11:53:04 AM »

Tweeter dee Tweeter dum

The one thing I like about that is them saying we do know the truth. The article I read on Cam yesterday or the day before (Posted somewhere on here) had him saying something about how he wished he could just tell the whole story. Auburn has taken the "We know we did nothing wrong" position from the start and had everyone from Jacobs to Chiz to Cam right down to the water boy keep silent about it. Best course of action? Who knows? But, it would be nice for all the shit to end and let's get on to some foosballz.

AUChizad · « **Reply #15 on:** August 11, 2011, 12:00:30 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 11, 2011, 11:28:37 AM

What is a "hashtag"? What meaning does it have? Can I search for hash?

Why do that instead of just saying it?

Tweeter = dum

You can click a hashtag and automatically see every other tweet that contains the same hashtag.

It's more often used humorously as sort of a subliminal thought or after thought.

Schooled.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 11, 2011, 12:27:37 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on August 11, 2011, 11:28:37 AM

What is a "hashtag"? What meaning does it have? Can I search for hash?

Why do that instead of just saying it?

Tweeter = dum

You're just made because you can't say anything in less than 140 characters. Well except

Pffffffft!

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #17 on:** August 11, 2011, 12:31:45 PM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on August 11, 2011, 12:27:37 PM

You're just made because you can't say anything in less than 140 characters. Well except

Pffffffft!

haha

djsimp · « **Reply #18 on:** August 11, 2011, 12:47:41 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 11, 2011, 11:53:04 AM

But, it would be nice for all the shit to end and let's get on to some foosballz.

Its of the debil

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #19 on:** August 11, 2011, 03:38:39 PM »

What Auburn callers does Paul allow on Friday?

I bet Tammy gets a 15 minute spot.