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Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« on: August 10, 2011, 12:08:07 AM »
Wish I was there to get you drunk for your birthday!  You are just sweeter than moonshine apple pie.

Happy day, darlin.  Big smooches!!!
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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2011, 12:39:42 AM »
:hop: wishes you a sexual birthday, but don't let your meatloaf.

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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2011, 01:00:45 AM »
Happy Birthday old man!
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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2011, 07:31:20 AM »
fuck you
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2011, 08:53:51 AM »
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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2011, 09:43:14 AM »
I will let you celebrate your birthday, but buying me shots next Friday.

Happy Happy Brother, first round is on me! :bar:
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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2011, 09:47:36 AM »
Yeah. Happy birthday to the old guy.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2011, 10:31:42 AM »
Happy Birthday Class of 1988 Hewitt Trussville, you old ass shit.
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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2011, 10:36:11 AM »
Quote from: AWK on August 10, 2011, 10:31:42 AM
Happy Birthday Class of 1988 Hewitt Trussville, you old ass shit.

Trussville and old wrinkly balls.  Not a good combination.

Happy birthday!
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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2011, 10:39:49 AM »
Quote from: AWK on August 10, 2011, 10:31:42 AM
Happy Birthday Class of 1988 Hewitt Trussville, you old ass shit.

1988?

Happy birthday young man!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2011, 10:41:19 AM »
Happy Birthday you old fuck.
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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2011, 01:00:45 PM »
Not every man can turn one ass grab into 15.

Happy Happy Birthday, Buzzy.
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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2011, 01:38:25 PM »
Happy Birthday you beefy man beast.
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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2011, 05:16:07 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on August 10, 2011, 10:36:11 AM
Trussville and old wrinkly balls.  Not a good combination.

Happy birthday!
Your profile said that was your bag, baby!
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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2011, 05:16:56 PM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on August 10, 2011, 01:00:45 PM
Not every man can turn one ass grab into 15.

Happy Happy Birthday, Buzzy.
:tits:
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2011, 05:19:12 PM »
Thanks for the birfday wishes and to the others...fuck you, fuck you, fuck you...who's next?

Shots on me?  I don't normally let anyone use me for body shots...but for the Godfather, OH YEAH!!!
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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2011, 05:58:40 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 10, 2011, 05:16:07 PM
Your profile said that was your bag, baby!

Well, my profile also said that I have a huge dick, but we both know that's not true.
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Re: Wasted away in Buzzaritaville...
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2011, 07:08:24 PM »
Happy birfday Buzz.
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