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Welcome jBessCooleyw.....Now..
« on: August 08, 2011, 01:24:19 PM »
Please to be telling us what you have to offer.  Tips on choosing proper cookware?  The best water filtration systems?  Advice on filing Chapter 7 or 13 in Bankruptcy?  We eagerly await.  Until then...

please also to be fucking yourself with a barbed wire covered fence post. 
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Welcome jBessCooleyw.....Now..
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2011, 01:30:37 PM »
Welcome, take your dog and report to Jumbo immediately.  I have a feeling you will like it.   I hope you stay around longer than Jim, John and hSimaCherrym.   
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Re: Welcome jBessCooleyw.....Now..
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2011, 01:38:54 PM »
Welcome, take your dog and report to Jumbo immediately.  I have a feeling you will like it.   I hope you stay around longer than Jim, John and hSimaCherrym.

I know the answer to this question, but is anyone who registers with a lower case letter at the beginning and end of the name, spammers?  Duh? I mean, I know they're filthy sac sucking vermin, but do they always be spammin'?

 
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Re: Welcome jBessCooleyw.....Now..
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2011, 01:59:01 PM »
We should start a dead pool.
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Re: Welcome jBessCooleyw.....Now..
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2011, 02:22:04 PM »
We should start a dead pool.

I'm putting my law partner's son in it.  For the last hour plus, I've been searching for a cricket in my office.  It chirps about every 2 minutes.  I'm lifting up my desk, moving boxes, files, overturning chairs...

Little bugger hid an electric chirpy thingy behind a picture. Lame....but highly effective.
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2011, 02:26:14 PM »
I'm putting my law partner's son in it.  For the last hour plus, I've been searching for a cricket in my office.  It chirps about every 2 minutes.  I'm lifting up my desk, moving boxes, files, overturning chairs...

Little bugger hid an electric chirpy thingy behind a picture. Lame....but highly effective.

In other words......he got your ass pretty good?
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2011, 02:29:16 PM »
In other words......he got your ass pretty good?

so a 10 year old got his ass...age got his hair...his wife has a testicle(s) ...not much left unless you like a wiggly worm. 
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Re: Welcome jBessCooleyw.....Now..
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2011, 02:41:51 PM »
so a 10 year old got his ass...age got his hair...his wife has a testicle(s) ...not much left unless you like a wiggly worm.

He could always go fishing.
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Re: Welcome jBessCooleyw.....Now..
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2011, 02:42:26 PM »
so a 10 year old got his ass...age got his hair...his wife has a testicle(s) ...not much left unless you like a wiggly worm.

Got anything for that at nhop?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

Re: Welcome jBessCooleyw.....Now..
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2011, 03:06:21 PM »
Got anything for that at nhop?

Wouldn't unblocking WE!!! so you could view his avatar be easier and cheaper?
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Re: Welcome jBessCooleyw.....Now..
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2011, 03:09:05 PM »
Wouldn't unblocking WE!!! so you could view his avatar be easier and cheaper?

You know, you may have a point there.
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