You know, I've wondered that myself. Wilma and Betty both had those kickin' little bitty waists with those short little sundresses. But both Fred and Barney were huge compared to them. Don't know how they could have done much. Now, Fred and Barney....I imagine there was much gay butt sex before and after the league bowling games.
Uh oh.....here we go down the Mayeberry After Dark path again. I do know that Wilma and Betty were always giggling. Maybe they had a lesbian thing eh?
Speaking of Mayberry, so were Barney and Thelma Lou really fucking every Tuesday night after they ate that pound of cashew fudge when the Doctor show on TV was over? Or was Barney nailing Juanita or the Fun Girls one of the other nights of the week? Dude did seem to drag into work some mornings. Juanita must have been quite a kinky one.
I also don't think Andy was getting any head from Helen. Uptight bitch.