Thank God the Coaching staff decided to pass on Spencer Region..

[The Prowler]

Reported to camp at over 380lbs.

[JR4AU]

Reported to camp at over 380lbs.

                                                                                   

[Townhallsavoy]

I read Spencer Region but my brain went Spencer Pybus.  I was much more shocked than everyone else.

[Snaggletiger]

I read Spencer Region but my brain went Spencer Pybus.  I was much more shocked than everyone else.

Concussions make you tubby

Speaking of that, I picture a coach standing over him as he does sit ups, like Major Payne.

One....tubby tubby....Two....tubby tubby.....Three......tubby tubby...

[JR4AU]

Concussions make you tubby

Speaking of that, I picture a coach standing over him as he does sit ups, like Major Payne.

One....tubby tubby....Two....tubby tubby.....Three......tubby tubby...

His OL coach is Robbie Caldwell, the guy that was the interim coach at Vandy last year.  I heard Caldwell speak at a clinic in the winter, and I assure you Caldwell has no shortage of funny assed pokes to take at Region.  Caldwell is a funny motherfucker.  One funny story after another...silly nicknames for all his players.  Called one of the Vandy OL swamp-donkey.

[AUJarhead]

Called one of the Vandy OL swamp-donkey.

We had a recruit in bootcamp that had bad acne, all over his face and back.  The DIs called him Recruit Swamp Thing.

[JR4AU]

We had a recruit in bootcamp that had bad acne, all over his face and back.  The DIs called him Recruit Swamp Thing.

My drill Sgts at Benning had generic nicks for everyone.  Douchebag, fuck face, shit for brains, turd, fat fuck,...etc. 

[The Prowler]

My drill sgt at Lackland called me "Hulk"...because I couldn't put my arms straight down at my side while standing at attention...that and I was 255lbs at 6'.

[dallaswareagle]

My drill Sgts at Benning had generic nicks for everyone.  Douchebag, fuck face, shit for brains, turd, fat fuck,...etc.

I remember those guys. They were in my unit also. Followed me everywhere I went.

We had one guy show up for formation (ft hood) with no pants on, and a gold ring on spray paint around his nose and mouth. (had been sniffing spray paint) We called him the Krylon kid after that.

The forces may be the shit now, but when I was in there were some fuck up dudes. Shit I bought drugs from my Plt Sgt.