So When Do We Invite Nick Saban to the Board?

[AUChizad]

As per usual, just the quotes alone don't do his rage justice. Try to find a video or audio clip for the full effect.

“I don’t know where you guys get all your information,” Saban said. “Maybe every time somebody posts something on a message board? I’m going to start messing with you…I’m going to start posting everyday something that is total BS so you can go crazy out there on misinformation and bad information. And have no professionalism and try to find out if it did or didn’t happen. Just create some you know what.”

[The Six]

Start the countdown to him leaving Tuscaloosa now. He's cracking at the edges of all the stupid worship and pressure that fanbase lays at his feet. 

[Townhallsavoy]

You have to find the audio clip.  He was beyond livid.  I bet he had devil horns sprouting when he said that. 

Finebaum sucks today by the way.

[The Six]

Finebaum played it at the top so it should be in his archives at some point.

[Townhallsavoy]

Finebaum played it at the top so it should be in his archives at some point.

You could also listen to his August 12 announcement that insinuates a big announcement and an interesting day on Finebaum.

He's also starting to push the rumor that a coach helped the bagman. 

[The Six]

You could also listen to his August 12 announcement that insinuates a big announcement and an interesting day on Finebaum.

He's also starting to push the rumor that a coach helped the bagman.

Let me guess...Coach MyNuggah? Broken. Record. 

[Jumbo]

Let me guess...Coach MyNuggah? Broken. Record. 

My Nurra.

[The Six]

My Nurra.

That the New Living Translation? 

[The Six]

“...so you can go crazy out there on misinformation and bad information. And have no professionalism and try to find out if it did or didn’t happen. Just create some you know what.”

Some of the media should have responded:
"Hey, Coach Smartass. That's why we are asking you." 

I'm sure they all just did this instead.

[Snaggletiger]

Vhy don't you admit it? Lord Saybinz is too much of man for you. I know. You're going to need an army to beat him! You're finished. Fertig! Verfallen! Verlumpt! Verblunget! Verkackt!

[JR4AU]

Just heard this rant.  I can only imagine that if that were Chiz, the bammers would be yucking it up over how Chiz was whining and crying.  Finebaum plays it, moves on, and that's that.

[Townhallsavoy]

Did Finebaum just get murdered?

Damn.  False alarm.

[Tiger Wench]

Start the countdown to him leaving Tuscaloosa now. He's cracking at the edges of all the stupid worship and pressure that fanbase lays at his feet.

Y'all please remember that this happened at LSU.  He wins an egg, they went 9-3 the next year, and he was getting booed halfway thru the season for not winning it all again immediately.  Saban melts down. 

Cue Dolphins.

[Snaggletiger]

Speaking of Dolphins....Favre.

[djsimp]

Speaking of Dolphins....Favre.

Seriously?

Wow, I would like to get GF's opinion is. Personally, I think the Phins have fucked up enough at the QB position. This is actually a plus.

[Godfather]

Seriously?

Wow, I would like to get GF's opinion is. Personally, I think the Phins have fucked up enough at the QB position. This is actually a plus.

With what we have, he would be an improvement.

[AUJarhead]

If Nick Saban joins the board, can we spare the dog the fisting, and just have Jumbo do it to Saban?

[Jumbo]

If Nick Saban joins the board, can we spare the dog the fisting, and just have Jumbo do it to Saban?

Forearm Deep.

[The Prowler]

I remember hearing a story about finebaum choking on food while in flight and an Auburn man gave him the Heimlich, I want to say that it was either Auburn's AD at that time or one of his assistants.  This happened a while ago, late 90s maybe.

[Tiger Six]

That the New Living Translation? 

Keep your religion to yourself.