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Re: Welcome hSimaCherrym
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2011, 02:25:03 PM »
Quote from: AWK on August 04, 2011, 02:21:21 PM
It's funny, Snaggle got married not to get laid.

Isn't that the reason most people get married?
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Re: Welcome hSimaCherrym
« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2011, 02:30:42 PM »
The three rings of marriage.

engagement ring
wedding ring
suffering
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome hSimaCherrym
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2011, 02:34:00 PM »
3 stages of sex in a marriage

Years 1-3.  House sex.  Anywhere in the house is game...at any time.

Years 3-10 Bed sex.  Always in the bed.  Lights out.  Missionary only.

Years 10+ Hall sex.  You pass each other in the hall and say, "Fuck you".
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Welcome hSimaCherrym
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2011, 03:48:26 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 04, 2011, 02:34:00 PM
3 stages of sex in a marriage

Years 1.  House sex.  Anywhere in the house is game...at any time.

Years 2  Bed sex.  Always in the bed.  Lights out.  Missionary only.

Years 3+ Hall sex.  You pass each other in the hall and say, "Fuck you".
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