Good morning Mr Woodruff
The photo in this file is of Jameis Winston of Hueytown.
A condo in Panama City Beach has been reserved in your name.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to escort Mr Winston to the condo and hold him captive until he gets his shit straight. He will be provided one free suit, ties and shoes included, per day.
If you are caught or captured the director of compliance will disavow all knowledge of your existence.
This message will self destruct in 13 seconds.
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