Ok folks its HOT

[dallaswareagle]

Last Sat I umpired during the day-One of the guys brought a meat temp guage. It was 118 on the field.

This is under my patio at 5:00 pm

   

[djsimp]

Quit being a wuss.

[Snaggletiger]

It's so hot, I saw two trees fighting over a dog.   


It's so hot, the new cast member on "The View" is Ted Williams.   


It's so hot, politicians are taking their hands out of your pockets to fan themselves. 


It's hotter than a whore on dollar night.   

[Townhallsavoy]

My neighbor is cutting his grass right now.

He has two towels over his head and he's carrying a bottle of water.  When I took the dog to the bathroom, he was  mumbling "fucking shit it's hot" and "god damnit this is too fucking hot." 

I went back in my house with the A/C on full blast.

[djsimp]

My dog has managed to dig himself a hole underneath my patio. His doghouse is apparently too damn hot.

[Godfather]

Looks like more evidence that the hammer is coming

[Snaggletiger]

It's hotter than Salma Hayek dancing on a waffle iron.   


It's so hot, I left my ass on the car seat.   


It's so hot, I asked Burger King to do it my way and they said, cook it yo damn self.   


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[RWS]

My neighbor is cutting his grass right now.

He has two towels over his head and he's carrying a bottle of water.  When I took the dog to the bathroom, he was  mumbling "fucking shit it's hot" and "god damnit this is too fucking hot." 

I went back in my house with the A/C on full blast.

I was on a tractor mowing grass around 8am and was pouring sweat shortly thereafter. By 10 I had a little bit of a sunburn. Of course, I would wait to mow grass on a day there is a heat advisory.

[Godfather]

I was on a tractor mowing grass around 8am and was pouring sweat shortly thereafter. By 10 I had a little bit of a sunburn. Of course, I would wait to mow grass on a day there is a heat advisory.

[AUTiger1]

 

[AUsweetheart]

It's hotter than a whore on dollar night.   

How is your momma?

[djsimp]

Did Ingram sign those overalls?

[Godfather]

How is your momma?

Oh and he's cut...the Russian is cut!

[chinook]

Last Sat I umpired during the day-One of the guys brought a meat temp guage. It was 118 on the field.

This is under my patio at 5:00 pm

   

 

we've yet to break 90 degrees this summer. 

[RWS]

[Tiger Wench]

we've yet to break 90 degrees this summer.

But I only have to deal with heat for four months and you deal with hippies all year round.

I win.