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[Jumbo]

I've got a kid playing baseball in a 7-8 year old league.  You look around the league and see all these morbidly obese kids walking around and I just shake my head.  WTF is wrong with parents allowing their kids.....?

Well, it actually all goes back to some of the things in Kevin's article.  Again, being in my 40's, I grew up before any real technological shit came to be.  Hell, we only had 3 channels.  Atari Pong was da' bomb.  Bottom line, when you got home from school, the LAST place you wanted to be was in the house.  Nothing to do.  You hit the neighborhood, hooked up with your friends and smoked a ton of weed....no wait, that was college.

We spent every possible minute playing football, basketball, whiffleball, whatever....until mom threatened us within an inch of our lives to get in the house.  We threw water balloons at cars, made bikes and jumped over shit, rode our bikes all over town.  Unless it was Bugs Bunny or Saturday morning cartoons, TV just wasn't on the agenda.

Thank goodness my kid has no chance of being fat but I've got to admit, he'd much prefer to veg out with a Playstation or sit on the computer rather than hit the ball field.  And unfortunately, he's never played a pick up game of anything in the neighborhood...and probably won't.

What's wrong with being fat?

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

What's wrong with being fat?

I just heard the whistle from "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"............       

[Snaggletiger]

Only when it gets to the point where someone goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and tells the waiter, "I'll take it."

[Jumbo]

Only when it gets to the point where someone goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and tells the waiter, "I'll take it."

I haven't seen my shoes since the 10th grade, is that ok?

[Buzz Killington]

I haven't seen my shoes since the 10th grade, is that ok?

And he wears a size 19 shoe...

[Jumbo]

And he wears a size 19 shoe...

townhall is going to blow up my PM box

[Snaggletiger]

Damn, studly. Size 19???  I pay homage to your impressive length.

[Buzz Killington]

i remember the day...when obtaining porn was cutting out a page from my father's playboy.   my childhood friends and i would take our stash, fold it, place it in a zip-loc and hide it in our tree fort. 


 

We just stole magazines from one of the neighborhood kid's older brothers, then hid them in the woods at the camping spot.
Good times.

[Kaos]

We just stole magazines from one of the neighborhood kid's older brothers, then hid them in the woods at the camping spot.
Good times.

I always got stories.  Here's mine. 

We moved to a new house when I was in seventh grade.  There was a storage building outside and on top of a shelf behind a loose board I found a stash of sure-enough bang books.  Club, Gent and that genre.  Good stuff. I was amazed.  I was also the king of the school for a while when I brought samples in the old lunchbox.

Terrified that my dad might discover the secret stash in the storage building (which in retrospect I know would never have happened) I decided to move them to a new locale for safe keeping.  First I wrapped them in plastic and buried them.  But that was ridiculous, I had to dig them up every time and the shovel was damaging the pages.  So I decided to move them inside. 

Hid them in the bathroom closet, behind the towels and inside the faux wall where the plumber could access the pipes.  PERFECT!   

As boys will do, I clipped out select images that I liked a great deal.  Those I put in a ziplock bag and hid inside the toilet tank.  One day the bag leaked a little.  I took out the clipped images and spread them on the bathroom floor to dry.  Mom knocked.  Needed in for something. Roll of toilet paper.  Something.  In a panic, I snatched them up.  No time to restore, they had to be destroyed.  The toilet was right there.  Garbage can, too.  But did I think of either?  NO! In my fevered state of fear, I took a pen and rammed each image down the drain of the tub. 

Needless to say, the tub quit draining properly.  It would fill to the brim when you showered.  Mom called the plumber, who came while I was at school.  The images weren't fished up because he just snaked the pipes I guess, but in his inspection he did discover -- and the bastard turned over -- my secret stash from the closet. 

[Snaggletiger]

Okay, my dirty magazine story from 8th grade.  A friend of mine, who was the current king of the school like Kaos, had brought a fuck mag to school.  It was passed around for a about a week.  Then my name came up on the waiting list.  I couldn't wait to get my grubby little perverted paws around it.  We made the exchange before 5th period and I stuffed it in my notebook.  I just couldn't wait to show my (Ex) buddy what I had.  I flipped open my notebook to give him a glance and he tries to reach over and snatch it.

Yep, it falls on the floor, the teacher sees it and a short hour later, my parents are picking up their suspended 8th grader from school.  Proud, proud moment.

[AWK]

Okay, my dirty magazine story from 8th grade.  A friend of mine, who was the current king of the school like Kaos, had brought a fuck mag to school.  It was passed around for a about a week.  Then my name came up on the waiting list.  I couldn't wait to get my grubby little perverted paws around it.  We made the exchange before 5th period and I stuffed it in my notebook.  I just couldn't wait to show my (Ex) buddy what I had.  I flipped open my notebook to give him a glance and he tries to reach over and snatch it.

Yep, it falls on the floor, the teacher sees it and a short hour later, my parents are picking up their suspended 8th grader from school.  Proud, proud moment.

In 7th and 8th grade we had a porno movie circulation like no other.  We would steal pornos from our parents or other parents and the woulg go around middle school.   I remember how excited I was when I finally got the copy of "Sister Act", a fucking classic 70's porn with Peter North in it.  Those were the days. 

[Buzz Killington]

In 7th and 8th grade we had a porno movie circulation like no other.  We would steal pornos from our parents or other parents and the woulg go around middle school.   I remember how excited I was when I finally got the copy of "Sister Act", a fucking classic 70's porn with Peter North in it.  Those were the days. 

Whoopi Goldberg loved the Peter.

[AWK]

Whoopi Goldberg loved the Peter.

Traci Lords was also in the movie.  I wonder if I still have it somewhere...

[Buzz Killington]

Traci Lords was also in the movie.  I wonder if I still have it somewhere...

She was hott back in the day.  I think I still have a couple of 70's movies somewhere with her...I want to say The Devil in Miss Jones, and one other I can't remember.  Gotta get back in the basement closet soon to remember.

[Kaos]

She was hott back in the day.  I think I still have a couple of 70's movies somewhere with her...I want to say The Devil in Miss Jones, and one other I can't remember.  Gotta get back in the basement closet soon to remember.

She was also 14 back in the day.  I don't know you, man. 

[BLS]

She was also 14 back in the day.  I don't know you, man.  

 

[wesfau]

 

Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!

[Buzz Killington]

She was also 14 back in the day.  I don't know you, man. 

I was 8, so it's okay.

[BLS]

Are you calling me on the cellular phone? I don't know you. Who is this? Don't come here, I'm hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!

That's a great movie. Hard for me to watch it though. It makes me want to drink and roll one up when I watch it for some damn reason. I'm gettin' a little old for that.