Alshon Fattery

Townhallsavoy · « **on:** July 29, 2011, 06:13:38 PM »

I saw this on a different site earlier and thought it was photoshopped or a joke. Turns out, it's real.

Ladies and gents, the best receiver in the SEC:

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2011, 06:15:00 PM »

Comparison's sake:

AWK · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2011, 06:19:39 PM »

Ehhh, I don't buy it.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2011, 08:28:55 PM »

Come on y'all. He and Stephen just had a bad case of the munchies.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2011, 09:06:28 PM »

Looks like his off season workout was heavy on sprints to teh baked taters and fried poultry line at the Golden Corral.

If he gets the ball, it'll take our entire secondary to take him down. A word of advice to Ted Roof; look for short routes & curl patterns when this one is on the field. He won't be doing too many fly patterns unless he hits Jenny Craig between now & September.

djsimp · « **Reply #5 on:** July 30, 2011, 12:21:00 AM »

Clearly this is no Yox diet.

JR4AU · « **Reply #6 on:** July 30, 2011, 09:26:57 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on July 29, 2011, 06:13:38 PM

I saw this on a different site earlier and thought it was photoshopped or a joke. Turns out, it's real.

Ladies and gents, the best receiver in the SEC:

Don't know when that was taken. If it's current, he's clearly not worked hard in the off season. But, I'm betting he could easily take it off during camp.

Saniflush · « **Reply #7 on:** August 01, 2011, 07:32:42 AM »

FUCK YEAH!
The McRib must be back.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #8 on:** August 01, 2011, 08:58:45 AM »

They're payin' for it; You eat it! Ready! Exercise!

Saniflush · « **Reply #9 on:** August 01, 2011, 09:57:49 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on August 01, 2011, 08:58:45 AM

They're payin' for it; You eat it! Ready! Exercise!

He's a disgusting fatbody drill sergeant.

GH2001 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 01, 2011, 09:59:54 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 01, 2011, 09:57:49 AM

He's a disgusting fatbody drill sergeant.

Is that your donut Private Pile?

Tiger Six · « **Reply #11 on:** August 01, 2011, 02:53:30 PM »

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

Saniflush · « **Reply #12 on:** August 01, 2011, 02:59:13 PM »

Animal is a fine human being. All he needs is someone to throw hand grenades at him the rest of his life.

Godfather · « **Reply #13 on:** August 01, 2011, 03:03:38 PM »

djsimp · « **Reply #14 on:** August 01, 2011, 03:07:34 PM »

My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy.

GH2001 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 01, 2011, 03:58:03 PM »

Quote from: Pale Rider on August 01, 2011, 02:53:30 PM

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

Oh, we have a funny man. Private Joker.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 01, 2011, 05:44:39 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 01, 2011, 03:58:03 PM

Oh, we have a funny man. Private Joker.

None of you dumbasses knows.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 01, 2011, 05:45:29 PM »

It was pretty far! From that book suppository!

GH2001 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 02, 2011, 01:53:06 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on August 01, 2011, 05:44:39 PM

None of you dumbasses knows.

I'll pt you all til you die!

wesfau2 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 02, 2011, 01:54:10 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on August 02, 2011, 01:53:06 PM

I'll pt you all til you die!

I'll PT you all until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!

Alshon Fattery

Tiger Six