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Happy Birthday to...
« on: July 20, 2010, 03:33:37 PM »
the first candidate from the X to make the official Cougarbait list... rrrwwwrrrrr...

Hope you have a great day, WarEagle!!!!!
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2010, 03:36:44 PM »
the first candidate from the X to make the official Cougarbait list... rrrwwwrrrrr...

Hope you have a great day, WarEagle!!!!!
How long did it take to build the Pyramids? 

Did Moses really walk for 300 years?

Happy Birthday Old Man.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2010, 04:09:00 PM »
fuck you whipper snapper
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2010, 04:34:42 PM »
Happy Birthday twatwaffle!
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2010, 04:48:42 PM »
May your nipples be erect and...wait...that was Wench.

Happy Birthday WE
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2010, 05:03:43 PM »
the first candidate from the X to make the official Cougarbait list... rrrwwwrrrrr...

Hope you have a great day, WarEagle!!!!!

Candidate? How do you become a finalist?

And thanks everyone! I just cracked open #3 and I am trying to talk the old lady into going to get me some JD because I don't feel like going anywhere...
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2010, 05:08:38 PM »
Happy Birthday!!!

(Those three exclamation points were on purpose)


Have a better than average day.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2010, 05:18:07 PM »
Happy Birthday, now go see Jumbo for 33 fistings.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2010, 05:34:38 PM »
Happy Birthday, darlin.

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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2010, 07:00:48 PM »
Happy Birthday, darlin.

I am on no list of yours???
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2010, 07:29:56 PM »
I am on no list of yours???

You're on the To Do list, sugar.

But do tell your girlfriend to get 2 bottles. :)
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2010, 07:32:31 PM »
Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2010, 08:49:11 PM »
You're on the To Do list, sugar.

But do tell your girlfriend boyfriend to get 2 bottles of lube. :)
That's factually accurate.
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2010, 12:25:18 AM »
Happy Birthday Fucker!!!!  Hope you have a good one!
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Re: Happy Birthday to...
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2010, 12:27:14 PM »
Damn you fuckers and your birthdays. 
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