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Happy birthday
« on: July 25, 2011, 07:54:52 PM »
Happy birthday, CCTAU! I hope it was a good one, you old fart!
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CCTAU

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2011, 08:41:11 PM »
Thanks man. 40 ain't so bad!!!!!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Tiger Wench

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2011, 10:40:23 PM »
Thanks man. 40 ain't so bad!!!!!
HA!!  You wish. You could be my daddy... Daddy.

Happy birthday, hon.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2011, 11:31:29 PM »





Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2011, 11:35:35 PM »
Thanks man. 40 ain't so bad!!!!!

Happy Birthday old man!  Hope you had a good one.  May it be filled with  free beer and all the free Zostrix-HP you could use.  You know for all those old sore muscles.........are they really muscles when they get as old and feeble as yours?   :)
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2011, 11:36:54 PM »
Happy birfday old fart. You should be banking on that AARP right about now.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2011, 08:57:52 AM »
Happy belated 29th.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2011, 08:58:49 AM »
Happy berated
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2011, 12:21:17 AM »
Dang guys. I'm only 44. And I still run Pretty fast for a white guy.

I would like to have that nifty cell phone back though!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.