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Caption this photo of SEC Coaches on the "Campus' of BSPN

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Caption this photo of SEC Coaches on the "Campus' of BSPN
« on: July 25, 2011, 06:31:11 PM »
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Re: Caption this photo of SEC Coaches on the "Campus' of BSPN
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2011, 06:37:40 PM »


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New Florida Head Coach Will Muschamp, MSU Coach Dan Mullin, Auburn coach Gene Chizik, USC coach Steve Spurrier, and UT coach Derek Dooley have their picture taken outside of ESPN HQ.

That shit was easy!!!! Next!
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Re: Caption this photo of SEC Coaches on the "Campus' of BSPN
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2011, 06:38:30 PM »
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

Re: Caption this photo of SEC Coaches on the "Campus' of BSPN
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2011, 06:44:40 PM »
Will Muschamp - "Is this how you're supposed to do it?  Smile like this?  Should I try to push my face back so it looks flat?  Oh shit oh shit.  Dooley's the only other guy with his hands behind his back!"

Mullen - "Heeeehhhhhhhh alright!  Yeah!  I look bronze!"

Chizik - "How in the flying fuck did they find that fucking bagman?"

Spurrier - "That Dooley doesn't have any funny business going on in his pants, does he?"

Dooley - "'The weather tonight looks nice with a small chance of a shower in the morning.  Temperatures will be around 70 degrees when you wake up for work in the morning.'  Damn I would have made a good weatherman."
« Last Edit: July 25, 2011, 09:56:43 PM by Townhallsavoy »
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Re: Caption this photo of SEC Coaches on the "Campus' of BSPN
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2011, 06:45:42 PM »
Quote from: Coach Gene Chizik
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you annnnd fuck you.

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Re: Caption this photo of SEC Coaches on the "Campus' of BSPN
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2011, 07:58:24 PM »
Muschamp:  Take the fucking picture!  Take it!  Take it!  BOOM!
Mullen:  I guess I shouldn't have asked for the Brazilian spray.
Chizik:  Is that camera tilted?
Spurrier:  Hurry it up...my tee time is in 15 minutes.
Dooley:  I'll bet Dad never had to do any of this shit.
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Re: Caption this photo of SEC Coaches on the "Campus' of BSPN
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2011, 08:24:00 PM »
I'm secure enough in my manhood to say that Chizik is one smooth, mafia looking mofo in that black suit.
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Re: Caption this photo of SEC Coaches on the "Campus' of BSPN
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2011, 08:54:03 PM »
I'm secure enough in my manhood to say that Chizik is one smooth, mafia looking mofo in that black suit.

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« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2011, 09:56:59 PM »
Muschamp:  "What is love?  Baby don't hurt me!  No more!"
Mullen: "Now this little beauty has plenty of pep and is right in your price range"
Chizik: Either, "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." or "I'm very sorry for your loss, but we thank you for choosing the Shady Acres Funeral Home."
Spurrier: I've got nothing, the no tie, sport coat, slacks, and tassel loafers just makes him look like my dad.
Dooley: "...and Jeeessuss said..."
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Re: Caption this photo of SEC Coaches on the "Campus' of BSPN
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2011, 11:11:44 PM »
I'm secure enough in my manhood to say that Chizik is one smooth, mafia looking mofo in that black suit.

TW hearts you.

Yup. Notice the hot one is in the center. The rest are just minions...

YUMMY.
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Re: Caption this photo of SEC Coaches on the "Campus' of BSPN
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2011, 07:15:25 AM »
There were two guys saying "look over here!!"

Coach Mullen didn't have to move his fat noggin to see both people....he gives a new meaning to peripheral vision....his blind spot is right in front of him.
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Re: Caption this photo of SEC Coaches on the "Campus' of BSPN
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2011, 10:12:59 AM »
There were two guys saying "look over here!!"

Coach Mullen didn't have to move his fat noggin to see both people....he gives a new meaning to peripheral vision....his blind spot is right in front of him.

We had a kid like that in high school.  His nickname was "Catfish" because his eyes were on the sides of his head.
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