Muschamp: "What is love? Baby don't hurt me! No more!"
Mullen: "Now this little beauty has plenty of pep and is right in your price range"
Chizik: Either, "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." or "I'm very sorry for your loss, but we thank you for choosing the Shady Acres Funeral Home."
Spurrier: I've got nothing, the no tie, sport coat, slacks, and tassel loafers just makes him look like my dad.
Dooley: "...and Jeeessuss said..."