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Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks

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Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« on: July 18, 2011, 02:23:39 PM »
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2011, 02:29:43 PM »
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2011, 02:35:49 PM »
Here comes the Hammer on GetInTheGame...
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2011, 02:40:40 PM »
This sounds like a legitimate deal!

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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2011, 02:46:57 PM »
This sounds like a legitimate deal!

I am sooo spending my money on this!
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2011, 02:49:04 PM »
Only $7 until tomorrow!
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2011, 02:59:46 PM »
Do we get discounts for being bone-ified pimps?   
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2011, 03:07:19 PM »
Why the fuck do I need to be able to jump 14 inches higher than I can right now?  If this program could add inches onto my penis, I would be first in line to sign up.
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2011, 03:10:43 PM »
I just sent my SS# and my bank info, I've got hops bitches
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2011, 03:36:38 PM »
I just sent my SS# and my bank info, I've got hops bitches


Acting that fast you are about to have 14" more of hops.
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2011, 03:45:48 PM »
He promised me he could cut my forty time down by 2 seconds, from 5.7 to 5.5.  I'm fast bitches.
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2011, 04:23:26 PM »
He promised me he could cut my forty time down by 2 seconds, from 5.7 to 5.5.  I'm fast bitches.

That is SEC speed right there.
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2011, 04:25:41 PM »
14 inches, well I would love to have....


Wait. Were talking sports. Nevermind.
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2011, 04:28:54 PM »
I thought this thread was gonna be about how some HS kid went from unranked to five star on Rivals when he committed to bammer.
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2011, 04:30:02 PM »
8 Weeks!?  But I want to jump higher now!
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2011, 04:46:05 PM »
:hop: penis extends...this not that.  who cares if you can jump high...?
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2011, 05:54:58 PM »
If I pay $14 can I jump 14 inches higher in 4 weeks?  ... Or does it work in a way that I could jump 28 inches  higher in 8 weeks?

I need to know this know before I transfer monies to your African Banking Account!
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2011, 08:39:58 PM »
I thought this might be a penis reducer....'cause I'm hurtin' bitches left and right. The Doc told one girl that she isn't going to shit right for a week.

Actually they just made a dildo to replicate my "size".



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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2011, 10:45:10 PM »
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Re: Jump 14 Inches Higher in 8 Weeks
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2011, 09:11:36 AM »
Soooooooooooo, you're telling me that I will be able to actually jump 16" within the next 4 weeks?  Awesome!
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