Well I don't see any fucking tamales......
JR won a bet with weskie.
weskie owed JR some likker.
JR does not drink.
JR knows Wench loves her some Sapphire.
JR has weskie send Sapphire to Wench.
Wenchie sent JR some tamales from The Texas Tamale Warehouse just so JR does not totally get the shaft since he won the bet. And because the Wench is just awesome like that.
CANNOT RECOMMEND THEM ENOUGH.
http://www.thetexastamalewarehouse.com/Order some, beechees. Or get the new guy to make you some. I hear he grinds some awesome masa.