No chance, since this lady actually touched it
Whew, for a minute there, I thought LA was Lower Alabama and I was skeered for you, brah...
Investigators said she tied him to the bed after he fell asleep. When he awoke, the woman grabbed his penis and cut it off with a 10-inch kitchen knife, according to police. She then threw it in the garbage disposal and turned on the disposal, police said.
AWK thinks this should be in the Culinary Center, posted as his favorite recipe for ground sasuage