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djsimp · « **on:** July 09, 2011, 11:28:24 PM »

I'm not sure, but I was told by the Westgate employees that this is Tiger Woods house in Orlando. It was right across the skinny part of the lake right outside the back part of our room. Never saw any action over there except for TV lights at night as me teh wife sipped on JD.

GH2001 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 11, 2011, 11:39:07 AM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on July 09, 2011, 11:28:24 PM

I'm not sure, but I was told by the Westgate employees that this is Tiger Woods house in Orlando. It was right across the skinny part of the lake right outside the back part of our room. Never saw any action over there except for TV lights at night as me teh wife sipped on JD.

Thought I was finally getting to you and then you do this.......

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #2 on:** July 11, 2011, 11:40:41 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 11, 2011, 11:39:07 AM

Thought I was finally getting to you and then you do this.......

I started to comment on this earlier but then realized there is not helping some people.

djsimp · « **Reply #3 on:** July 11, 2011, 02:50:35 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 11, 2011, 11:39:07 AM

Thought I was finally getting to you and then you do this.......

Quote from: AUTiger1 on July 11, 2011, 11:40:41 AM

I started to comment on this earlier but then realized there is not helping some people.

Well, when its only me drinking I can get what ever the hell I want. I almost picked up some Jameson but the last time I did and was drinking out of the same bottle as my wife, she got all pissy with me. I was too tired from all the "Disney fun" to fight against it.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 11, 2011, 02:57:58 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on July 11, 2011, 02:50:35 PM

Well, when its only me drinking I can get what ever the hell I want. I almost picked up some Jameson but the last time I did and was drinking out of the same bottle as my wife, she got all pissy with me. I was too tired from all the "Disney fun" to fight against it.

wait....so what you are saying is that you let the skirt dictate what you were drinking?

djsimp · « **Reply #5 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:05:02 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on July 11, 2011, 02:57:58 PM

wait....so what you are saying is that you let the skirt dictate what you were drinking?

It happened more than once. I know when to pick my battles. Besides, I had already picked me up a Killian Red sixer. I was vulnerable.

GH2001 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:13:10 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on July 11, 2011, 02:57:58 PM

wait....so what you are saying is that you let the skirt dictate what you were drinking?

His quick answer is yes.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:18:44 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 11, 2011, 03:13:10 PM

His quick answer is yes.

Obviously. GH, he needs more help than you or I are qualified to give.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:22:14 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on July 11, 2011, 03:05:02 PM

I had already picked me up a Killian Red sixer.

When one finds himself in a hole, the first step towards extracting himself is to quit fucking digging.

GH2001 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:24:09 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on July 11, 2011, 03:18:44 PM

Obviously. GH, he needs more help than you or I are qualified to give.

The skirt decides what alcohol he drinks because......

The skirt also decides how much pussy he gets.

Simp may be wiser than either of us.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:25:51 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 11, 2011, 03:24:09 PM

Simp may be wiser than either of us.

King of the tards?

Lofty title, Mr. Simp.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:28:18 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on July 11, 2011, 03:24:09 PM

The skirt decides what alcohol he drinks because......

The skirt also decides how much pussy he gets.

Simp may be wiser than either of us.

Sometimes it's better to win by losing, or just lose outright to prove a point.

GH2001 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:30:08 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on July 11, 2011, 03:25:51 PM

King of the tards?

Lofty title, Mr. Simp.

Knew that was coming.

In general, no. But since he has 16 kids, he very well may be seasoned in the getting of pussy from the skirt. Obviously. I just can't imagine Susan wanting to drink jd. At any point.

djsimp · « **Reply #13 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:35:15 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on July 11, 2011, 03:28:18 PM

Sometimes it's better to win by losing, or just lose outright to prove a point.

I have figured out that if I go ahead an chalk up the cash for a bottle of JD, it will keep her busy for days. At this point, I can stroll on in to the local spirits establishment and get whatever I want; and still get the pussy. Trust me, its a working formula.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:37:36 PM »

Letting your wife decide anything for you....BWAAHAHAHA....that's rich. I mean what man would let that shit happen? I can't believe anyone would....

Wait...I mean....carry on. I'll just go slink off to some other thread.

GH2001 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:45:32 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 11, 2011, 03:37:36 PM

Letting your wife decide anything for you....BWAAHAHAHA....that's rich. I mean what man would let that shit happen? I can't believe anyone would....

Wait...I mean....carry on. I'll just go slink off to some other thread.

Oooh I know that guy. He reminds me a lot o......wait, I see what you did there.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #16 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:47:38 PM »

Quote from: djsimp41 on July 11, 2011, 03:35:15 PM

I have figured out that if I go ahead an chalk up the cash for a bottle of JD, it will keep her busy for days. At this point, I can stroll on in to the local spirits establishment and get whatever I want; and still get the pussy. Trust me, its a working formula.

But JD......christ on a crutch, there are lot better options out there.

djsimp · « **Reply #17 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:48:19 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on July 11, 2011, 03:25:51 PM

King of the tards that gets pussy?

Lofty title, Mr. Simp.

Got to work for something. My crown is full of precious jewels.

GH2001 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:52:01 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on July 11, 2011, 03:47:38 PM

But JD......christ on a crutch, there are lot better options out there.

Zak Lee.....since its summer, teh rumz are always a nice choice.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #19 on:** July 11, 2011, 03:52:23 PM »

Quote from: AUTiger1 on July 11, 2011, 03:47:38 PM

But JD......christ on a crutch, there are lot better options out there.

I axed my liker store here if they could get teh Eagles Rare.

It's coming.