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William Murphy: Herb, we were never in aisle 3!

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William Murphy: Herb, we were never in aisle 3!
« on: July 06, 2011, 08:14:59 PM »
Overshadowed by the Anthony trial, Exxon dumped a bunch of shit in the Yellowstone park. 

 http://m.cbsnews.com/storysynopsis.rbml?feed_id=1&catid=20076442&videofeed=37
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Re: William Murphy: Herb, we were never in aisle 3!
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2011, 10:31:30 PM »
Overshadowed by the Anthony trial, Exxon dumped a bunch of poop in the Yellowstone park. 

 http://m.cbsnews.com/storysynopsis.rbml?feed_id=1&catid=20076442&videofeed=37

Those greedy damned oil companies!  Reading your summary, you'd think they did something intentional.  Nevermind the fact that Yellowstone has been at flood levels for a while now... 
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Re: William Murphy: Herb, we were never in aisle 3!
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2011, 11:15:57 PM »
Those greedy damned oil companies!  Reading your summary, you'd think they did something intentional.  Nevermind the fact that Yellowstone has been at flood levels for a while now... 
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Intent doesn't really matter.  That shit is their responsibility to contain.
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Re: William Murphy: Herb, we were never in aisle 3!
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2011, 11:30:09 PM »
Intent doesn't really matter.  That poop is their responsibility to contain.

They've taken responsibility for the cleanup.  Until technology discovers some magical, unicorn, fairytale pipe that doesn't rupture, this risk will always be there.  It's not the end of the world...
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2011, 11:31:58 PM »
They've taken responsibility for the cleanup.  Until technology discovers some magical, unicorn, fairytale pipe that doesn't rupture, this risk will always be there.  It's not the end of the world...

I guess I could be less outraged if they did this shit in downtown Detroit.  Instead they drag their oily dicks through the few (previously) unspoiled places left in our country.
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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2011, 11:36:04 PM »
I like driving my car. 

Riding a bike to work is impractical.
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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2011, 12:06:00 AM »
I guess I could be less outraged if they did this poop in downtown Detroit.  Instead they drag their oily tools through the few (previously) unspoiled places left in our country. 

Yeah...  I'm sure they muscled that pipeline exactly where they wanted without any regard for anyone or anything in their way.  Damned evil corporations...  Meanwhile, the Gulf is still in shambles cuz o' dem bad ol' oil cumpaneez.  I hear that the beaches are covered in tar and that the fishing industry has been destroyed. 
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: William Murphy: Herb, we were never in aisle 3!
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2011, 12:12:04 AM »
Yeah...  I'm sure they muscled that pipeline exactly where they wanted without any regard for anyone or anything in their way.  Damned evil corporations...  Meanwhile, the Gulf is still in shambles cuz o' dem bad ol' oil cumpaneez.  I hear that the beaches are covered in tar and that the fishing industry has been destroyed.

The tech is in place to transfer the unrefined oil directly from the oil fields to your gas tank.
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Re: William Murphy: Herb, we were never in aisle 3!
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2011, 09:58:17 AM »
Intent doesn't really matter.  That shit is their responsibility to contain.

Kind of like a mother and child eh?
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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2011, 02:47:42 PM »
Kind of like a mother and child eh?

You're going to have to prove that.  And by proof, I mean pictures of the actual act or seven sets of conclusive DNA results. 

BTW, you're invited to the "I just fucked up Yellowstone" house party.  There will be strippers and cocaine.  Yogi Bear will be there, too. 
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« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2011, 02:56:43 PM »
BTW, you're invited to the "I just effed up Yellowstone" house party.  There will be strippers and cocaine.  Yogi Bear will be there, too.   

Ummm...  Yogi won't be making the party.  I just solved a problem...

http://www.youtube.com/v/PYZyukUCqYI
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: William Murphy: Herb, we were never in aisle 3!
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2011, 02:59:18 PM »
Ummm...  Yogi won't be making the party.  I just solved a problem...

http://www.youtube.com/v/PYZyukUCqYI

Fixed the glitch.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2011, 03:03:49 PM »
Fixed the glitch.

Phucker stole my travel humidor.  I had to do it.
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: William Murphy: Herb, we were never in aisle 3!
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2011, 07:12:06 PM »
Meanwhile, the Gulf is still in shambles cuz o' dem bad ol' oil cumpaneez.  I hear that the beaches are covered in tar and that the fishing industry has been destroyed.

The economic impact of that was tremendous all along this coast.
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Re: William Murphy: Herb, we were never in aisle 3!
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2011, 08:01:04 PM »
The economic impact of that was tremendous all along this coast.

Tis is be true. The fishing industry was hammered pretty good from what some buddies told me that use to make a good bit of money from it. Not so much the last couple of years. The shrimp are just now returning to somewhat of a resemblance of what it use to be. Never mind the Orients drudging the ocean bottom for the last 10 years.
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Re: William Murphy: Herb, we were never in aisle 3!
« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2011, 09:23:52 PM »
The economic impact of that was tremendous all along this coast.

I don't doubt it, but it was temporary and overblown.  Not to mention, the government didn't meet any of their legal obligations, by the way.
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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: William Murphy: Herb, we were never in aisle 3!
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2011, 08:26:27 AM »
Tis is be true. The fishing industry was hammered pretty good from what some buddies told me that use to make a good bit of money from it. Not so much the last couple of years. The shrimp are just now returning to somewhat of a resemblance of what it use to be. Never mind the Orients drudging the ocean bottom for the last 10 years.

Compounding the problem is that no one came to visit last year.  Apart from the military, tourism is the bulk of the industry down here.  This year is looking up, but we had a pile of economic casualties.

I don't doubt it, but it was temporary and overblown

You know not of what you speak. 
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« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2011, 08:29:38 AM »
Compounding the problem is that no one came to visit last year. 

I didn't get an invitation
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Re: William Murphy: Herb, we were never in aisle 3!
« Reply #18 on: July 08, 2011, 09:23:12 AM »
I visited several times and left many $$$ for teh beers.  Except the time you bought.
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« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2011, 09:33:01 AM »
Compounding the problem is that no one came to visit last year.

I did.  And I spent money in resturants and shops. 

Of course, it was in the town of Orange Beach, so you didn't get any of the tax benefits as a Florida resident.

Sorry, wes!
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